One day a family of pigs,ducks and skunks were walking down the
road. Then all of sudden a semi ran them over. The only ones
left were a baby pig,a baby duck and a baby skunk. So they
started walking down the road and all of a sudden the baby pig
started to cry. The duck asked”what is wrong,”and the pig
said,”i don’t know what I am.” So the duck said “well lets see
you are fat,pink and you have a curly tail you must be a pig.”
So they kept walking and then the duck started to cry. He said
“I don’t know what I am either.” So the skunk said”well lets see
you have webbed feet a bill and feathers you must be a duck.”
“O” said the duck so they kept walking and then the skunk
started to cry. He said “I don’t know what I am either.” So the
pig said “lets see your not all black,your not all white and you
smell like shit, you must be a mexican.