There was this guy at a baseball game, and he had to go to the bathroom really bad, but the men’s bathroom was all filled up and he couldn’t wait.
He looked over at the girl’s bathroom and there wasn’t a line, so he went in there, entered a stall and sat to go to the bathroom.
He saw 3 buttons. Curious, he pushed the first button and went “ah”. He pushed the second button and went “ooo”. Finally, when he pushed the third and woke up in the hospital he asked, “What happened?”
The doctor said, “Didn’t you know that the third button is an automatic tampn remover?”