1) You’re Different — And That’s Bad
2) The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
3) Robert: Dad’s New Wife
4) Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
5) The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking
6) Kathy Was So Bad That her Mom Stopped Loving Her
7) Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
8) All Cats Go to Hell
9) The Little Sissy That Snitched
10) Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends?
11) That’s It; I’m Putting You Up for Adoption.
12) Grandpa Gets a Casket
13) 101 Things You Can Do at the Bottom of the Pool
14) The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15) Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
16) The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17) Strangers Have the Best Candy
18) Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19) You Were an Accident
20) Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21) Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
22) Your Nightmares Are Real
23) Where Would You Like to be Buried?
24) You’ve Got Hepatitis B, Charlie Brown
25) Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things from Your Nose
Author: admin
Man in bar
A man and his wife stopped in at a bar, sat down on a stool beside this guy,
after a while this man let go with a sizzle the man with his wife ask, did you
fart fore my wife, the man replied, didn�t know it was her turn.
Yo mamma so ugly…
Yo mamma is so ugly that when she was born the doctor pushed it back up the poontang.
What do you call 100 lawyers
Q. What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A. A good start.
Macho man
Typical macho man married typical good looking lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules:
“I’ll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want, and I don’t expect any hassle from you. “
“I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you. “
“I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don’t you give me a hard time about it. “
“Those are my rules. Any comments?”
His new bride said, “No, that’s fine with me. Just understand that there’ll be sex here at ten o’clock every night…… whether you’re here or not.”
Submitted by for4
Edited by Calamjo
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?
A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
Chesty Topic
Women with Big Tits…
..can get a taxi on the worst days
..have a neat place to carry spare change
..have always been the center of the arts (art)
..make jogging a spectator sport
..can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub
..have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)
..usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie
..can always carry a little extra
..always float better
..know where to look first for lost earrings
..rarely lack for a slow dance partner
..have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner
Women with Little Tits…
..don’t cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public
..always look younger
..find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap
..can always see their toes and shoes
..can sleep on their stomachs
..have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
..know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts
..know that everything more than a handful is wasted
..can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle
..can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out
Which Position?
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask your mom.
Question and answer Clinton joke
Q: How are Congressmen and baseball players alike?A: They are millionaires who work 3 hours a day and left in August not finishing what they had started.
Una pareja ten�a 20 a�os
Una pareja ten�a 20 a�os de casados y durante todo ese tiempo cada vez que iban a hacer el amor, �l apagaba las luces. La mujer pensaba todos los d�as como romper este loco habito de su marido.
Una noche, cuando estaban en medio del acto, ella encendi� las luces de la habitaci�n. Mir� hacia abajo y vi� a su marido sosteniendo un consolador.
Ella qued� completamente aturdida al ver lo que estaba pasando.
“�T� impotente? �C�mo pudiste enga�arme por todos estos a�os? �Exijo una explicaci�n!”
El esposo la mira directamente a los ojos y dice:
“Yo te explico lo del consolador si t� me explicas por qu� tenemos tres hijos.”
What a boob
And God created woman and she had three breasts.
He then asked the woman,
‘Is there anything you’d like to have changed?’
She replied,
‘Yes, you could get rid of this middle breast?’
And so it was done, and it was good.
Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding that third breast in her hand,
‘What can be done with this useless boob?’
And God created man.
Cierta noche, ya de madrugada,
Cierta noche, ya de madrugada, un tipo le mostraba su nuevo apartamento a unos amigos. El anfitri�n los lleva a su dormitorio, donde est� un gigantesco gong de bronce.
“�Y eso?”, pregunta uno de los invitados.
“Es mi reloj parlante”.
“�Reloj parlante? �Y c�mo funciona?”, indaga otro de los amigos.
“Mira”, dice el hombre, y le da un fuerte golpe al gong con un mazo, que lo hace retumbar en una forma impresionante.
De pronto, se oye un grito a voz en cuello desde el otro lado de la pared:
�Por Dios, grand�simo hijo de puta! �Son las 2 de la ma�ana!”