Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your support waiter, what seems to be the problem?
Patron: There’s a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time.
Patron: No, it’s still there.
Waiter: Maybe it’s the way you’re eating the soup, try eating it with a fork instead.
Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl, what kind of bowl are you using?
Patron: A SOUP bowl!
Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it’s a configuration problem, how was the bowl set up?
Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer, what has that to do with the fly in my soup?
Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
Patron: I sat down and ordered the “Soup of the Day”!
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest “Soup of the Day”?
Patron: You have more than one “Soup of the Day” each day?
Waiter: Yes, the “Soup of the Day” is changed every hour.
Patron: Well, what is the “Soup of the Day” now?
Waiter: The current “Soup of the Day” is tomato.
Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I’m running late now.
Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.
Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
Patron: This is potato soup.
Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn’t ready yet.
Patron: Well, I’m so hungry now, I’ll eat anything.
Waiter leaves.
Patron: Waiter! There’s a gnat in my soup!
The check:
Soup of the Day ….$5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day …. $2.50
Access to support ….$1.00
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci