“I’m never going to work for that man again””Why, what did he say?””You’re fired”
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She Fat!
Yo mama is so fat that she put all the resturants out of
buissness in one day.
Yo mama is so stupid that she cant even spell her own name.
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come in!
Your Momma so dirty, when she stand next to a building she look like an alley!
Your Momma so poor, she go to Mcdonalds to put a shake on layaway!
Your Momma so dumb, she called information to ask for the number to 911!
Your Momma so fat her belt size says “equator”.
Gross
Yo mama’s so disgusting she got kicked out of red lobster for bringing her own crabs.
Yo mama’s So Fat
Yo’ mama so fat, she can stand over the homeless and give them a home!
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:
“I had it all; money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then, Pow! it was all gone!”
“What happened?” asked the friend.
“My wife found out…”
Auditor…
- Auditor (noun)
- Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.
Why did the auditor cross the road?
Because he looked in the file and that’s what they did last year.
Your momma so stupid when she went to court,…
Your momma so stupid when she went to court, after the jugde yelled order in the court she said” yeah give me a large order of fries and a cheeseburger.
Fun to do during an exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.45. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
Michael is guilty
Q: How do we know Michael is guilty?
A: Several children have fingered him.
Had Too Much of the
25 SIGNS THAT YOU’VE HAD TOO MUCH OF THE HI-TECH AGE1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.3. You call your son’s beeper to let him know it’s time to eat. He emails you back from his bedroom, “What’s for dinner?”4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven’t spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.7. You check your blow-dryer to see if it’s Y2K compliant.8. Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail inbox asking you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.9. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.10. Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of the screen.11. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.12. The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you.13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.17. Your idea of being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.19. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.20. You turn off your Modem and get this awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.21. You get up in morning and go online before getting your coffee.22. You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on your way back to bed.23. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)24. You’re reading this.25. Even worse; you’re going to forward it to someone else.
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?
After 5 years your job will still suck.