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Yo momma is a hoe

your momma is like a brick she is always getting laid.

Minds are like parachutes; they only work when they are open.

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning

against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile

on its face.

The egg, looking decidedly unhappy, grabs the sheet and rolls over

and says, “Well, I guess we finally know the answer to THAT

question!”

So this guy walks into a bar and says “ouch.”

You’re a redneck if …. You can fart the first six notes of the Star Spangled
Banner.

Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex?
A:A bus shelter.

whats the diffrence between a blonde and a bicycle ANSWER a bicycle has a mind of its own

In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level, the greater the confusion.

Emile Heskey.

yo mamma so fat that when she sits down she goes to hell

Yo mama is so fat, when you give her a can of beans and a
match you get armageddon!

What�s Clinton favorite place in the White House?
The Oval Orifice.