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No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time. He was fast asleep.
After staring at her tiny, motionless baby brother for a few minutes, Julie looked up at her mother and asked plaintively, “Didn’t he come with batteries?”
Q. Why can’t they find a cure for AIDS?…
Q. Why can’t they find a cure for AIDS?
A. They can’t get the mice to buttfuck.
Una mujer llama a su
Una mujer llama a su doctor para pedir una cita de emergencia pero se niega a decir a la secretaria cual es el problema, ya que se trata de “un asunto penoso”.
Ya en el consultorio del doctor, la conducen al cuarto de exploraciones y cuando el doctor llega, ella dice: “Doctor, estoy muy apenada por esto. Se supone que tendr�a que ir al ginec�logo por esto, pero no conf�o en nadie m�s que en usted.” El doctor accede a ayudarla y le hace un examen ginecol�gico.
“Me temo que no hay nada que yo pueda hacer,” dice el doctor. “Parece que usted tiene alg�n tipo de aparato electr�nico atorado muy dentro de su vagina, y no hay manera de que pueda sacarlo.”
“�Sacarlo? �Qui�n dijo algo acerca de sacarlo? �Lo que quiero es que le cambie las pilas!”
Yo momma is a hoe
your momma is like a brick she is always getting laid.
Religious Relic Discovered
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, looking at the old pages as he turned them.Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages.”Momma, look what I found,” the boy called out.”What have you got there, dear?” his mother asked.With astonishment in the young boy’s voice he answered, “It’s Adam’s suit!!”
Knock KnockWho’s there?Toyota!Toyota who?Toyata be
Knock KnockWho’s there?Toyota!Toyota who?Toyata be a law against such awful jokes!
Guys take man home
Two guys walk into a bar, and immediately they see someone fall right off his stool, flat on his ass. So they pick him up, and being good Samaritans, decide that this guy’s too drunk to walk by himself, and figure they should walk him home.
So they stand him up and try to get him to walk, but he falls flat on his face. They pick him up, and the guy’s feet are dragging on the ground.
They go a couple of blocks and try to get him to walk again, but nope, he falls flat on his face.
They get him to his apartment eventually, and try to get him to walk up the stairs, but he falls again. So they drag him to his apartment, and knock on his door.
The guy’s wife answers and says “Oh, thanks for bringing my husband back. Where’s his wheelchair?”
Light Bulb
whats the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant women?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
A blind man in Texas
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas.”
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, “Wow these mugs are big!” The bartender replied, “Everything is big in Texas.”
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The bartender replied, “Second door to the right.” The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, “Don’t flush, don’t flush!”
Cute doggie
one day there was a cute doggie who wished he could fly so he wished apon a star then he flew over the moon
the end
Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary lesson. The teacher said, “Alfalfa, use the word love in a sentence”.
Alfalfa replies, “I love Darla”.
The teacher said, “Good…now Spanky your word is respect”.
Spanky replies, “I respect the way Alfalfa loves Darla”.
The teacher said, “Very good! Now Buckweat its your turn, your word is Dictate”.
Buckweat replies, “Hey Darla…how did my dictate last night?”.