What do you call a bull that masturbates?
Beef Strokinoff.
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
Author: admin
Your momma so ugly when she took her year…
Your momma so ugly when she took her year book picture they they only showed the back of her head.
Bill Gates an his new wife
Bill Gates recently got married. After the wedding, Bill and his new wife got
back to their honeymoon suite and later, of course, they crashed into bed.
Apparently things didn’t work out pretty well for Bill that night, and the
next morning his new wife got up, pointed at the embarrassed Bill Gates and
rather annoyed she said: “Now I know why your company is called what it’s
called!”
What are the first 3
What are the first 3 words in the Mexican national anthem?
“Attention K-Mart shoppers.”
Doctor’s notes
A man comes into the ER and yells, “My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab!”
I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs, I was in the wrong one.
Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio, TX
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by calamjo
In an Acapulco hotel:…
In an Acapulco hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water
served here.
In a Tokyo shop:
Our nylons cost more than common, but you’ll find
they are best in the long run.
Funny Van Goghs
Van Gogh After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:
* His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh
* The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh
* The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh
* The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh
* The cousin from Illinois: Chica Gogh
* His magician uncle: Wherediddy Gogh
* His Mexican cousin: Amee Gogh
* The Mexican cousin’s American half brother: Grin Gogh
* The nephew who drove a stage coach: Wellsfar Gogh
* The constipated uncle: Can’t Gogh
* The ballroom dancing aunt: Tan Gogh
* The bird lover uncle: Flamin Gogh
* His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh
* The fruit loving cousin: Man Gogh
* An aunt who taught positive thinking: Wayto Gogh
* The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh
* A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh
* His Italian uncle: Day Gogh
* The second cousin with the tiny car: Yu Gogh
* And his niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh
The Geography Student
A Boy came back from school and met his mother, the mother have to call him to join him in eating. On the food, they had two meat and both were at the each end,After they had finished eating having the meat left in the plate. Since one of the meat is bigger than the other, all the boy wants to do is to get the bigger one, He then trickishly rotate the plate by saying “Our Geography teacher said, The earth use to rotate in this direction” When the mother saw this she also shifted the plate by saying “My GrandFather told me that the earth to rotate in this direct.The Mother then picked up the bigger meat and swallow.
You got Mail!
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a neighbor was watching. 5 minutes later she checked it again this happened all through the day till the neighbor went outside and stopped her and asked her why she kept looking in her mail box and her reply was.
“My computer keeps telling me I have mail!”
By doing the splits.
Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart)
A2: By doing the splits.
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm. Doctor: Really! What are you taking for it? Patient (with a grin): Black pepper!
one day one man kirykkan…
one day one man kirykkan