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In the international school of Ireland, there is a very patriotic history
teacher.

One day, the teacher asked his students, “Who is the most important man in
the history of the world?” He then offered 2 shillings to the student who
gets the right answer.

A French student stands up and says, “Napoleon was the most important man
in the history of the world.”

The teacher looked at him and said, “Napoleon was a great man, no doubt,
but he wasn’t the most important man, or the man I’m looking for. Sorry, no
shilling for ya.”

Then, an Italian student stands up and says, “Leonardo da Vinci was the
most important man in the history of the world.”

The teacher looked at him and said, “Leonardo da Vinci was a great man
also, no doubt, but he wasn’t the most important man, or the man I’m
looking for. Sorry, no shilling for ya either.”

Then, a Jewish student stands up, out of no where and says, “To me, the
most important man in the history of the world is St. Patrick.”

The teachers eyes became wide with joy and shouted, “YES! This is the man I
was waiting for! St. Patrick is the greatest man in the history of the
world!! Here are ya 2 shillings. Ya earned them!”

After class, the teacher comes up the the happy Jewish student and asks,
“You are Jewish… then how come you said St. Patrick is the most important
man in the history of the world?”

Then the Jewish student replyed, “Well, in my opinion, Moses was the most
important man in the history of the world…but as you know, business is
business.”

For those who want a good founding in Bible studies but don’t want to take the time to read the {rhymes with jammed} thing — here’s the Bible in 50 wordsGod madeAdam bitNoah arkedAbraham splitJoseph ruledJacob fooledBush talkedMoses balkedPharaoh plaguedPeople walkedSea dividedTablets guidedPromise landedSaul freakedDavid peekedProphets warnedJesus bornGod walkedLove talkedAnger crucifiedHope diedLove roseSpirit flamedWord spreadGod remained.

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“Ahora creo que eso es lo que voy a hacer”.

A young girl of 12 gets up in the middle of the night for a glass of water.
Hearing muffled noises coming from her parents room, she quietly peeks her
head in. She’s been very curious about sex, and thinks that that must be what
her parents are doing….
She soundlessly returns to bed and resolves to ask her mother about it in the
morning. At breakfast she asks her mother, “Mommy, what’s sex?”
“Sex happens when a man and woman get married,” her mother replies. “The man
puts his penis into the woman’s vagina and they make a baby.”
The little girl thinks for a minute and says, “Mommy, last night I saw you
with Daddy’s penis in your mouth! What do you get when you do that?” Her
mother smiles and says, “Jewelry!”