What are you laughing at? The joke is between your legs!
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En una fiesta, una muchacha
En una fiesta, una muchacha le dice a su compa�era de al lado:
“Ten cuidado que ah� viene ‘El R�pido'”.
En eso viene ‘El R�pido’ y la invita a bailar. Cuando est�n bailando, �ste le dice:
“Oye chica, podr�as echarte el panty a un lado”.
“�Aj�, para met�rmelo!”, responde la chica.
“No, para sac�rtelo”.
BRAIN SURGERY – – WHILE-U-WAIT.
BRAIN SURGERY – – WHILE-U-WAIT.
Bush Has Feelings Too
George W. Bush told Dick Cheney, “I really hate all the stupid jokes people
make about me.”
Cheney reassured him by saying, “Jokes can’t hurt you. They are just made up
by a bunch of stupid people. In fact, most humans are quite stupid. Here, I’ll
show you what I mean.”
Cheney goes outside and hails a D.C. cab and says to the driver, “Please take
me to 261 M street to see if I’m home,” said Cheney.
Without a word, the cabbie took them straight to M Street. Cheney then rang
the doorbell, came back to the car and said, “Oh, I guess I’m not there! Take us
back to where we started, please.”
The cabbie did what he was told without a word. Cheney leaned over and said to
Dubya, “You get the idea? People are idiots wherever you go! Don’t worry about
their opinions!”
Bush said, “Thanks Dick. I feel a lot better.” Then he winked and whispered,
“Hooboy, was he stupid! He picked us up right in front of a phone booth. He
should have realized you could have called instead!
Hmmm…
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctors asked her the usual questions and then asked her to go behind the screen and remove her clothes. She was a bit shocked but went ahead anyway.
When she was undressed he asked her to stand on her hands in front of and facing a full length mirror. The young woman was even more shocked but if I would help solve her problem she thought she had better do what the doctor said.
As soon as she was in position the doctor asked her to open her legs and when she did he put his head between them and rested his chin right on her private parts. After a few moments and some very positive ‘yes, yes’ type noises the doctor instructed her to get dressed again.
After she had, the doctor sat her down and informed her that the main cause of her problem was just that she was drinking far too much liquid before going to bed.
“So what did the exercise in front of the mirror tell you”.
“Well”, said the doctor, “my wife is right, a beard would suit me”
Grabel’s Law: 2 is
Grabel’s Law: 2 is not equal to 3, not even for large values of 2.
A quote on marriage
My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking up toys?
Mom: When they have kids!
La mam� de Pepito le
La mam� de Pepito le ordena:
“Pepito, ve a comprar porotos”.
Pepito obedeci� y fue a comprar porotos para la cena, pero se gast� casi todo el dinero en dulces, s�lo le sobraron $300 pesos. Al salir vio a un hombre vendiendo un kilo de balas a $300 pesos, Pepito las compr� y las pint� de caf� para hacerlas pasar por porotos. Al llegar se las entreg� a su mam� y ella no not� nada. Pero en la noche, la mam� de Pepito viene y le reclama:
“Pepito, �d�nde compraste esos porotos?”
“�Por qu�?”
“�Es que tu pap� se tir� un pedo y mat� al gato!”
Parent’s Help
A young man goes off to collage and his parents are concerned
about him because he’s always been a slacker and his speech is
very slow. All of this is caused from drugs. His mother told him
the day he left, “Honey we know for a fact that you won’t always
be in school but your father and I will always help you with
whatever you need.”
So the son said ok and his dad then told him, “Son we know
you’re slow with words so just send us a picture of what you
need and we will help you get it.” The son said okay and goes to
collage. A week letter his parents get a letter from him. They
open the envelope and saw a picture of him having sex with a
prostitute with a note enclosed that said, “Collage is great!
Send more money. Love, your son.”
Hedgehog, Giraffe, D
Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog? A: A six-foot toothbrush.
Q: How many loggers
Q: How many loggers does it take to change a light bulb?A: One, but he uses a chainsaw.