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Two [ethnics], Tom and Jack, were sitting in a bar one day, when two
fishermen walked in with 2 huge trout, one of the [ethnics] asked where the
guys got the fish, and the fishermen told the [ethnics] that they go down to the
bridge, one guy would hold the other by the ankles until a fish was
caught.

The [ethnics] figured that they could to that.

After holding Tom for about 20 minutes, Jack asked Tom if he had anything,
and the reply was “no.” About 20 more minutes passes, so Jack asked again, and
again the reply was “no.” Finally, Tom yelled “Pull me up!! Pull me up!!”
Jack exclaimed “Ya got one?” Tom said, “No! a train is coming!”

One day a little cat was walking through the park when he came
across a pond. He peered into the pond and noticed that at the
bottom of the pond there was a little cocktail sausage. The cat
was feeling quite puckish so as the water wasn’t that deep he
reached in with his little paw and hooked the sausage out and
ate it.

The next day the cat was walking through the park again and he
peered into the pond again. There was another sausage but this
time it was a normal sized one so the cat reached in but this
time he had to put his whole arm into the pond. The cat hooked
the sausage out and ate it.

The next day the cat looked into the pond and found an enormous
Cumberland sausage at the bottom of the pond. It looked so
delicious but it was so deep that he had to actually put the
whole of his body into the pond to reach the sausage. He found
it very tasty.

The moral of the story is

The bigger the sausage – the wetter the pussy.

Dean, to the physics department.”Why do I always have to give you guys so much money, for laboratories and expensive equipment and stuff. Why couldn’t you be like the math department – all they need is money for pencils, paper and waste-paper baskets. Or even better, like the philosophy department. All they need are pencils and paper.”