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Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St.
Peter said, “I’d like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. You’ll
have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can’t go back as priests. So
what else would you like to be?”
The first priest says, “I’ve always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the
Rocky Mountains.”
“So is it,” says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest.
The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, “Will any of this
week ‘count’, St. Peter?”
“No, I told you the computer’s down. There’s no way we can keep track of what
you’re doing.”
“In that case,” says the second priest, “I’ve always wanted to be a stud.”
“So be it” says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears.
A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall
the two priests. “Will you have any trouble locating them?” He asks.
“The first one should be easy,” says St. Peter. “He’s somewhere over the
Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more
difficult.”
“Why?” asked the Lord.
“He’s on a snow tire, somewhere in North Dakota.”

Q: Do you know what the height of mixed emotions is?
A: Watching your mother-in- law go over a cliff in your brand-new Mercedes.

A man was walking along the beach when he saw bottle.Curious, he picked it up
and was wiping the sand off it whenout came a genie. “I will grant you three
wishes.”he said.The man couldn’t believe it. “First, I want one thousand dollars
in a Swiss bank account. Poof! The genie handed the man a piece of paper with
his account information on it. “Next, I want to be the smartest man in the
world.”Poof! The man instantly became smart. “Now,I want to be irresistable to
women.” Poof! The man was changed into a huge box of chocolates.