Yo mama is so fat, when she went on a swing she swinged all the
way to heaven then down to hell!!!
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Author: admin
“I’ve been seeing spots in front of my eyes….
“I’ve been seeing spots in front of my eyes.”
“Have you seen a doctor?”
“No, just spots.”
La esposa argentina le dice
La esposa argentina le dice al esposo argentino:
“Che, ya es hora de que le ense��s al pibe lo que hacen los pajaritos y las mariposas y los conejitos, �vos me entend�s no?”
El argentino entiende y le dice al hijo:
“Che, �te acord�s cuando fuimos al cabaret y nos cogimos ese par de minitas? Bueno, lo mismo hacen los pajaritos y las abejitas y los conejitos…”
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen converting the electrical service from overhead lines to buried cable. Mother Superior called the electric company’s complaint department to ask for help.
“The profanity these men use constantly is unsuitable for our community. You must make them stop cursing so much.”, said the nun.
“Very well, sister. But you must make allowances for their habits. Even when they are trying to be tactful, they will still tend to call a spade a spade.”, said the company spokeswoman.
Mother superior then observed, “I think the term they actually use is ‘fucking shovel!'”.
Q: How many alt.tla
Q: How many alt.tla readers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: One-no! Six is!
Phone sex joke
Via phone call:Phil: By the way, man, I heard a new joke! What has a small dick and hangs down?Bob: Uh, I dunno… a bat?Phil: Good! Ok, now what has a big dick and hangs up?Bob: Uhm, I don’t know, I give up.*CLICK* bzzzzzzzzzzzz…
The Red Blonde
There is a red-headed women who walks into the doctors room and says “My entire body hurts no matter were I touch it hurts.” So the red-head started to touch herself everywhere to ahow the doctor that it hurt. The doctor went up yo the red-head and asked “Your a blonde arnt you?” the women replied “Yes.” the doctor said “Yea your finger is broken.
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Knock KnockWho’s there?Ketchup!Ketchup who?Ketchup the
Knock KnockWho’s there?Ketchup!Ketchup who?Ketchup the tree again!
On the Tv
Your Mom is so stupid someone asked her how to get on tv and she said sit on it
Bob
Once there was a man named BB. He had a very fat wife and
for his 40th b-day she went and got a B tattooed on each
butt cheek. She went home and showed BB and he asked who
BoB was!
Fatness
your momma so fat,
she had to put a sock on each toe.
your momma so fat,
she had to get out of the car,
just to change gears.