Author: admin

A girl named Martha is opening a new bar but can’t think of a good name.

So she starts a contest, whereby whoever can think of a good name gets 100 free drinks.

The winner was a fellow who suggested “Martha’s Legs”.

On the bar’s first day of business, he arrived an hour before the establishment opened, and sat down on the curb to wait.

A policeman noticed him and asked what he was doing on the street.

The man replied “I’m just sitting here wating for ‘Martha’s Legs’ to open so I can get 100 free drinks.”

Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Curtis

There is this guy who walks into a bar and notices a man 12 inches tall playing the piano. He asks what it is all about and the barman tells him he’ll tell him later. So he asks the barman for a drink and the barman says, ‘Before you get your drink you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make a wish.”OK,’ says the guy. He goes to the bottle and rubs it and, boom, out comes a genie, who says, ‘You have one wish.’The man thinks about it and then wishes for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke fills the room and when the smoke clears there are a million ducks crowding the bar.He tells the barman, ‘Hey, I didn’t want a million ducks.’The barman replies, ‘You think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?’