At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren`t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
The other replied, “Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.”
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
Reviewed by Tantilazing
Author: admin
Two Things to Worry
In life there are two things to worry about: either you are well or you are sick.If you are well then there is nothing to worry about, but if you are sick there are only two things to worry about: either you get well or you die.If you get well then there is nothing to worry about. But if you die there are only two things to worry about: either you will go to heaven or to hell.If you go to heaven then there is nothing to worry about. But if you go to hell, you’ll be so damn busy shaking hands with friends you won’t have time to worry
Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race.
They were supposed to swim the English Channel.
A group of spectators anxiously awaited the three women at the finish line. The brunette came in first, then the redhead a little later. They waited hours for the blonde to show up. When she finally did, they asked her what had taken her so long.
The blonde was very upset as she screamed, “This was supposed to be a breast stroke race, and those girls were using their arms!!!”
So there’s this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river
So there’s this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river
and sees another
blonde on the opposite bank. “Yoo hoo” she shouts,”how can I
get to the other
side?” The second blonde looks up the river then down the
river then shouts
back, “You are on the other side.”
If you cannot hope for
If you cannot hope for order, withdraw with style from the chaos.
Iba caminando una pareja en
Iba caminando una pareja en la noche por el parque, cuando pasa un borrachito con el pene fuera del pantal�n.
“�Mira viejo, ese animal!” exclama la se�ora.
Y dice el borrachito:
“No se preocupe, se�ora, lo traigo agarrado.”
Captain Hook
How did captain hook die?
He wiped his ass with the wrong hand!
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
Tongue
A variety of meat.
Rarely served as it clearly
crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of
dead cow.
Yo Mamma So Short She Play Basketball with…
Yo Mamma So Short She Play Basketball with a Coco Puff And A Cherrio
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, “Cock’ll-doodl-doooo”, while a blonde says, “Any-cock’ll-doooo.”
Priceless
Cover Charge: $15.00
Round of Drinks: $23.00
Table Dance: $30.00
Another Round of Drinks: $23.00
Couch Dance and Tips: $50.00
A Round of Shots: $34.00
Another Round of Drinks: $23.00
Lap Dance and Hand Job: $100.00
Private Dance and Hotel Room: $500.00
Sending her on her way without having to cuddle or listen to her:
………..PRICELESS!
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Curtis
How do you amuse a blonde for hours?…
How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper