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The bell-ringer for the church had just passed away, so the priest was looking for someone new to ring the bell.

Then one day this man comes out of nowhere and starts banging on the door.

The priest opens the door and sees that the man has no arms.

The priest asks him, “How can you ring the bell?”

The man said, “Let me show you.”

So they went up to the top of the bell tower and the man started hitting the bell with his head.

The bell starts to swaying and the man misses, and then he goes flying through the window.

Two more priests come running and ask, “What happened? Who was that?”

The second priest said, “I don’t know but that face sure rings a bell!”

Un individuo solicita trabajo en una f�brica como operador de m�quinas, y es atendido por el jefe de operaciones, quien le da indicaciones acerca de c�mo operar esa m�quina:

“Con tu mano derecha, oprimes el bot�n verde; con la izquierda oprimes el rojo y con los pies, le das presi�n a las palancas que se encuentran en el piso. Por �ltimo, cuando hagas presi�n te inclinar�s hacia arriba para impulsar el bot�n de arranque del motor”.

Entonces, en tono ir�nico, el solicitante le insin�a al capataz que por qu� no le da tambi�n una escoba para met�rsela en el culo, y as� tener siempre limpio su lugar de trabajo.

Manolo y Venancio est�n subidos en un �rbol comiendo manzanas. De pronto, aparece la Guardia Civil y los ve:

“Venga, bajad del �rbol”.

Los dos tontilandeses bajan del manzano; ya en el suelo, la Guardia Civil les pregunta:

“A ver, �vosotros quienes sois?”

“Pues qui�nes vamos a ser, somos los del �rbol”, responde con desd�n Manolo.

A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive his application. The executive begins to scan the sheet, and notices that the applicant has been fired from every job he has ever held.

“I must say,” says the executive, “your work history is terrible. You’ve been fired from every job.”

“Yes,” says the man.

“Well,” continues the executive, “there’s not much positive in that.”

“Hey!” says the guy as he pokes the application. “At least I’m not a quitter.”

How does a [ethnic] man propose marriage?

“You’re having a what!”