Q. what do you get when you tip boiling hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. hot cross bunnys
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What do you call?
what do you call a gay dinosaur?
a mega saw ass
The massage!
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him.
Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, “Just what the hell you are doing?!”
“Well,” said the guy, “you see, I’m a chiropractor and I could see that you were tense, so I had to massage your back. Sometimes I just can’t help practicing my art!”
“That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard!” the guy replied.
“I work for the IRS. Do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?”
Practitioner
Q: What is an insolvency practitioner?
A: Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded.
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a golf nut. You’ll never see me on weekends during golf season.”
“Well, dear,” she murmured. “I have a confession to make too. I’m a hooker.”
“No big deal,” replied the groom. “Just keep your head down and your left arm straight!”
The blonde and the puzzle
Q-Why was the blonde so happy that she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A-On the box it said 2-4 years!
bin Laden’s Turban
If you lift bin Laden’s turban do you know what you will find?
You would find his butt. You know why? He is a butt head!!
What’s Monica Lewinsky’s favorite boxing move?…
What’s Monica Lewinsky’s favorite boxing move?
– “The Low Blow”
What the #!@*
Q.a blond was doing work on her boyfriends computer after she had finshed her boyfriend got home to find wite out on the computer why is this
A.she didnt no there was a back space button
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign on the back.
2 Crows
Two crows were sitting on a plough handle. Suddenly they spotted a sandwich in the field. They flew down and were delighted to find that it was Bologna! They gorged themselves and flew back to the plough for a snooze. Unfortunately they were quickly awakened by a gunshot as the farmer tried to scare away the crows in his cornfield. Our two friends tried to join the flock but fell down.
The moral of this story is, “Don’t fly off the handle when you’re full of baloney!”
Yo Mama’s Lips Are So Big
Yo’ mama’s lips so big, she doesn’t use chapstick — she uses Mop ‘n’ Glo!