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The warden of the prison walked into Death Row and stopped in front of one of the cells. He said to the inmate, “I’m sorry but the Governor has rejected your plea for clemency and the execution will have to go forward. Do you have any last wishes or requests?”The prisoner thought a moment and he said, “I would like to do the Macarena one last time before I die.”They agreed that this was a reasonable last request. He stopped in front of another cell. “I’m sorry but your plea for clemency was rejected as well and we will have to execute you after him. Do you have any last wishes or requests?”The second condemned man looked at the first prisoner for a moment and then said, “Could you PLEASE kill me first?”

Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo
cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which
method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:

1. The whole thing all at once.

2. One bite at a time

3. Slow and methodical nibbles, examining the results of each bite
afterwards.

4. In little feverish nibbles.

5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee…).

6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.

10. I don’t have a favorite way because I don’t like Oreos.

Your Personality:

1. The whole thing. This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun
to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are
totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.

2. One bite at a time. You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other
people who eat their Oreo’s this very same way. Just like them, you lack
imagination, but that’s ok, not to worry, you’re “normal”.

3. Slow and methodical. You follow the rules. You’re very tidy and
orderly. You’re very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to
the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of
the fast lane if you’re only going to go the speed limit.

4. Feverish nibbles. Your boss likes you because you get your work done
quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to
do them. Mental break downs and suicides run in your family. Valium and
Ritalin would do you good.

5. Dunked. Every one likes you because you are always upbeat. You like to
sugar-coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good
ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have
a propensity towards narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie. You have a highly
curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how
they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you
destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement
when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if
not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie. You are good at
business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the
rest away. You are greedy,selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You
should be ashamed of yourself. But that’s ok, you don’t care, you got
yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside. You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them. Stay away from small furry
animals and seek professional medical help immediately.

10. I don’t have a favorite way, I don’t like Oreo cookies. You probably
come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to upscale
restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own,
and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a
prima donna. There’s just no pleasing you. Kill yourself now.