Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular. Santa’s elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.Air Pollution is a mist-demeaner.Editing is a rewording activity.Make yourself at home …..clean my kitchen Allow me to introduce my selves Better living through denial I’m just working here until a good fast food job opens up…. Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done Too many freaks not enough circuses
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I am her father
A recently graduated man and woman were working to-gather in an office, where
the young man was very much attracted to the girl and formed a crush. He
extracted some preliminary information from the girl and knew which street the
girl was living.
But he did not know exact house number. He was not able to curb his desire to
see her over weekend and thought of going to the girls’ home and surprises her
as ‘I was in the neighborhood” excuse to meet her.
He saw a gentleman near her home. He asked him, “Could you please tell me
where Simran Chopra lives around here?”
The gentleman inquired, “May I please know why you want to see her?”
The boy presented excuse, “Well, I have some important business with her. I am
her brother.”
The guy expressed amazement, “I see! But I insist you tell me what business
you have with her, because I am her father.”
Yo Moma-The Cyber Way
Yo moma…
…is so stupid she looks behind her before she pushes the backspace key.
…is so stupid she spends six hours looking for the “any” key.
…is so fat she has to send tripple E-mail.
If everything seems to be
If everything seems to be going right,
you’ve obviously overlooked something.
Piston Broke
One late evening a redneck named Aldo came out of the local pub a little drunk.He got into his pickup truck and started driving home. He was on a lonely stretch of the road, when all of a sudden a piston blew right through the engine hood. Aldo gets out of his pickup truck, angry as ‘hell’ and kicks the door real hard out of frustration and starts walking down the lonely road. About twenty minutes later, a pickup truck with a bunch of fellow rednecks riding in the back of the truck came along and stopped. On of the fellas called out, “Whats the matter ole’ friend?” Aldo says, “Piston-broke!” The same fella calls back, “Ya! we’re pissn’d and broke too. Get in the truck.”
The truth about Cats and Dogs
What is a Cat? 1. Cats do what they want. 2. They rarely listen to you. 3. They’re totally unpredictable. 4. They whine when they are not happy. 5. When you want to play they want to be alone. 6. When you want to be alone they want to play. 7. They expect you to cater to their every whim. 8. They’re moody. 9. They leave hair everywhere.10. They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.Conclusion: They’re tiny women in little fur coats. ~ ~ ~ ~What is a Dog? 1. Dogs lie around all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. 2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don’t hear you when you’re in the same room. 3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. 4. They growl when they are not happy. 5. When you want to play they want to play. 6. When you want to be alone they want to play. 7. They are great at begging. 8. They will love you forever if you rub their tummies. 9. They leave their toys everywhere.10. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.Conclusion: They’re tiny men in little fur coats
10 Rejected Holiday Specials
10. “Gallagher Smashes Melons in Bethlehem”
9. “A Creepy, Creepy Christmas with Michael Jackson”
8. Fox TV’s “When Reindeer Attack!”
7. “A Country Holiday with Martha Stewart and a Bunch of Actors Pretending to Be Her Family”
6. “The Grinch Who Nailed Mrs. Claus”
5. “Christmas at Riker’s Island: It’s A Wonderful 10-Years-to-Life”
4. “Bob Dole Remembers the Very First Christmas”
3. “Skunk =91n’ Gator’s Holiday Fiesta”
2. “The President Who Ate Christmas”
1. “Richard Simmons’ Fruitcake Extravaganza”
Easiest way to figure the
Easiest way to figure the cost of living: take your income and add ten percent.
The chaos in the universe
The chaos in the universe always increases.
Mothers feed their babies with
Mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?People seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. What are they doing? Cramming for finals?Old age is when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.Did Adam ever said to Eve, “Watch it! There are plenty more ribs where you came from!” I drive far too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Grandma’s Twat
Little Jack Horner,
Sat in the corner,
Playing with Grandma’s twat,
Put in a pinky,
Pulled out a stinky,
And said, “My it’s beginning to rot”.
Dos maricones se encuentran en
Dos maricones se encuentran en la calle despu�s de no haberse visto en mucho tiempo:
“�Manita, qu� milagro que te dejas ver! �D�nde te hab�as metido?”
“�Qu� te cuento, estuve un mes engranada!”
“�En Granada, Espa�a?”
“�No, mensa, engranada de la cola!”