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If you can….

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Some Thoughts…

If you can start the day without caffeine,

If you can get going without pep pills,

If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

If you can overlook it when those you love take it out on you when, through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can ignore a friend’s limited education and never correct him,

If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,

If you can face the world without lies and deceit,

If you can conquer tension without medical help,

If you can relax without liquor,

If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

If you can say honestly that deep in your heart you have no prejudice against creed, color, religion or politics….

Then, my friend, you are almost as good as your dog.

Football Math!

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A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over to his star player and said, “I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we really need you in there. So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play.”

The player agreed, so the coach looked into his eyes intently and asked, – “Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this: What is two plus two?”

The player thought for a moment and then answered, “4?”
“Did you say 4?!” the coach exclaimed, excited that he had given the right answer.

Suddenly, all the other players on the team began screaming, “Come on coach, give him another chance!”

Dios se manifiesta en un

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Dios se manifiesta en un sue�o al Papa, Bill Clinton y a Bill Gates. Les dice:

“Les tengo una noticia buena y una mala. La buena es que Yo existo. La mala es que la tierra ser� destru�da en 30 dias.”

El Papa despierta a sus colaboradores y les dice:

“Les tengo dos noticias buenas. La primera es que hemos estado en lo correcto durante todo este tiempo, Dios existe. La segunda es que estaremos en el cielo en 30 d�as.”

Bill Clinton despierta a sus colaboradores y les dice:

“Les tengo una noticia buena y una mala. La buena es que Dios existe y est� de nuestro lado. La mala es que el mundo terminar� en 30 d�as.”

Bill Gates despierta a sus colaboradores y les dice:

“Les tengo una noticia buena y una noticia maravillosa. La noticia buena es que Dios piensa que soy una persona importante. La noticia maravillosa es que no tendremos que escuchar ninguna otra queja sobre Windows dentro de 30 d�as.”