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Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step in the showers before they realize there is no soap.

Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.

He grabs two bars of soap in his hands and heads back to the showers.

He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way.

Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he’s a statue.

The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.

The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls his dick.

Startled, he drops a bar of soap. ‘Oh look,’ says the second nun, ‘a soap dispenser.’

To test her theory she also pulls his dick… and sure enough he drops the last bar of soap.

The third nun then pulls, first once, then twice and three times.

Still nothing happens. So she tries once more and to her delight she yells, ‘Look, hand cream!’

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A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, Johnny. ”I’m too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!” The teacher had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal’s office. While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agrees to take the test. ” What is 3×3? ” ”9.” ”What is 6 x 6 ?” ”36.” And so it went with every question the principal thought a third grader should know. The principal looked at the teacher and told her he thought Johnny belonged in third grade. ”Let me ask him some questions. What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?” ”Legs.” ”What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?” ”Pockets.” The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, ”Put Johnny in the fifth grade, I missed the last two questions.”

George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 25th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt became very friendly. George brushed her off.Harriet objected, “George, that young woman was nice, and you were so rude.””Harriet, she’s a prostitute.””I don’t believe you. That sweet young thing?””Let’s go up to our room and I’ll prove it.”In their room, George called down to the desk and asked for ‘Bambi’ to come to room 1217.”Now,” he said, “you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, OK?”Soon, there was a knock on the door. George opened it and Bambi walked in, swirling her hips provocatively.George asked, “How much do you charge?””$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services.”Even George was taken aback.”$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25.”Bambi laughed derisively.”You must really be a hick if you think you can buy sex for that price.””Well,” said George, “I guess we can’t do business. Goodbye.”After she left, Harriet came out of the bathroom. She said, “I just can’t believe it!”George said, “Let’s forget it. We’ll go have a drink, then eat dinner.”At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, Bambi came up behind George, pointed slyly at Harriet, and said, “See what you get for $25?”