What do you call a gay Indian?
A brave sucker!
Author: admin
Llegan dos tontilandeses a un
Llegan dos tontilandeses a un autocine, se estacionan y comienzan a ver la pel�cula. A mitad de la pel�cula uno de ellos le dice al otro:
“Oye Paco, esta pel�cula es bien mala, �verdad?”
“S�, Manolo, tenemos que hacer algo para vengarnos de este cine.”
“�Y qu� quieres hacer?”, dice Paco.
“No lo se �qu� dices tu?”
“Ya lo se, �vamos a romper los asientos!”
Memories
A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.
He said “Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind.
The pastor shouted out “CROSS..” Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, “THE OLD RUGGED CROSS.”
The pastor hollered out “GRACE.” The congregation began to sing “AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound.
” The pastor said “POWER” The congregation sang “THERE IS POWER IN THE BLOOD”.
The Pastor said “SEX”. The congregation fell in total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything.
Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87 year old grandmother stood up and began to sing “PRECIOUS MEMORIES.”
(GOTTA LOVE THOSE LITTLE OLD LADIES)
Submitted by BreeBrown
Edited by Calamjo
Mum, who is god?
once, a boy went up to his mum
he asked: mum, is god black or white?
she answered: both
he asked: mum, is god boy or girl?
she answered:both
he asked: mum, is god gay or straight?
she said: both
he asked:mum, is god micheal jackson?
Q: How many heavy
Q: How many heavy metal fans does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Three. One to change it and two to say “Excelleeeeeent !”
Never mind
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell.
She immediately called Saint Peter and said, “This is Sister Margaret, there’s been a terrible mistake!” She explained the situation, and Saint Peter said he’d get right on it.
The next day the nun didn’t hear from Saint Peter and called him back.
“Please set this error straight before tomorrow,” she begged. “There’s an orgy planned for tonight, and everyone must attend!”
“Of course, Sister,” he said. “I’ll get you out of there right away.”
Apparently, her plight slipped his mind, and the following morning he received another phone call from hell.
He picked up the receiver and heard, “Hey, Pete, this is Maggie, never mind!”
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
3 BLONDES,SOME TRACKS,AND A TRAIN
ONE DAY 3 BLONDES TAKE A WALK IN THE FOREST.
WHILE THEY ARE WALKING ,THEY COME ALONG SOME TRACKS.
THE FIRST BLONDE SAYS,THESE ARE BEAR TRACKS.
THE SECOND BL0NDE JUMPS IN AND SAYS,NO THOSE ARE DEER TRACKS.
OF COURSE THE THIRD BLONDE HAD TO PUT IN HER PIECE AND SAYS,
ANYONE CAN TELL THOSE ARE FOX TRACKS.
ALL THREE OF THEM WERE STILL ARGUING 10 MINUTES LATER WHEN A TRAIN HIT THEM
Yo mamma so fat….
Your momma so fat, that she can use a hulahoop as a headband.
Dazzy Devil
next time u get cald a bitch by some 1 u hate run hurd run fast & dont look back.
B-beautiful
I-individul
T-that
C-can
H-handle any thing
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:
Thanks for visiting.
If you liked the food, send your friends.
Otherwise, send your mother-in-law.
Dumb than dumberer
i threw this pen to a girl and it landed on the table and she threw it back to me and it never even reached me so i said to her your so dumb that every time someone or something said ouch you said what
�rase una pareja que no
�rase una pareja que no pod�a tener relaciones sexuales porque siempre los miraban los padres de la novia cuando estaban en la sala. Entonces, idearon un sistema para comunicarse con otros t�rminos para poder hablar tranquilos y hacer sus peticiones. Un d�a, el novio le dice a la novia:
“Ocupo que me hag�s un favor: que me prest�s la m�quina de escribir para hacer una carta”.
“No puedo, est� mala. Est� con tinta roja”, responde la chica.
Y pasaron los d�as, y ella le dice:
“Ya te puedo prestar la m�quina de escribir, ya est� buena”.
“Gracias, mi amor, ya la hice a mano”, responde el chico.