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ID10T

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Young Susie was having trouble with her computer so she called Wes, the computer guy, over to her desk.

Wes clicked a couple buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away Susie called after him, “So, what was wrong?”

And he replied, “It was an ‘ID ten T’ error.”

A puzzled expression ran over Susie’s face. ” ‘An ID ten T’ error? What’s that, in case I need to fix it again?”

He gave her a grin. “Haven’t you ever seen an ‘ID ten T’ error before?”

Susie replied, “No.”

“Write it down,” he said, “and I think you’ll figure it out.” . . . . . . . I D 1 0 T

Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo

Poker Mates

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Leaving the poker party late, as usual, two friends compared notes.

“I can never fool my wife.” the first complained. “I turn off the car’s engine and coast into the garage, take off my shoes, sneak upstairs, and undress in the bathroom.

But she always wakes up and yells at me for being out so late and leaving her alone.”

“You got the wrong technique my friend.” his buddy replied. “I roar into the garage, slam the door, stomp up the steps, rub my hand on her ass and say ‘How about a little ?’

She always pretends to be asleep!!!”

Triplets

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A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber
runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies
are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it’s too risky to
operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walks into the room in
tears. “What’s wrong?� asks the mother. “I was taking pee and this bullet came
out,� replies the daughter. The mother tells her it’s okay and explains what
happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walks in to the
room in tears. “Mom, I was taking pee and this bullet came out”. Again the
mother tells her not to worry and explains what happened 16 years ago. A week
later the boy walks into the room in tears. “It’s okay,� says the mom, “I know
what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out.” “No,” says the boy,
“I was jerking off and I shot the dog.”

The Top 9 Surprises Regarding the Euro

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9. Can only be used to buy bad disco CDs and his & her matching track suits.

8. Radical economic change dramatically affecting all of Europe actually noticed by the American press, despite it lacking the suffix “-gate.”

7. When you tilt the 20E bill, Hitler winks.

6. Greek sandwich company sues over the more than coincidental naming of the new currency.

5. Proclaimed by Bill Gates as “much softer than the dollar for ass-wiping.”

4. Pressure from Germany and France results in pictures of David Hasselhoff on the 50E bill and Jerry Lewis on the 100E.

3. Using pay toilets now referred to as “Euro-Peein’.”

2. The Swiss refuse to be swayed, choosing to remain on the gold tooth standard.

1. A different Spice Girl in each corner!

[ This list copyright 1999 by Chris White ]

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Preacher Goes Hunting

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A country preacher decided to skip services one Sunday and head
to the hills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner
on a perilous twist in the trail, he and a bear collided,
sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside. Before
he knew it, his rifle went one way and he went the other,
landing on a rock and breaking both legs. That was the good
news. The bad news was the ferocious bear charging at him from a
distance, and he couldn’t move. “Oh, Lord,” the preacher prayed,
“I’m so sorry for skipping services today to come out here and
hunt. Please forgive me and grant me just one wish…please make
a Christian out of that bear that’s coming at me. Please, Lord!”

That very instant, the bear skidded to a halt, fell to its
knees, clasped its paws together and began to pray aloud right
at the preacher’s feet. “Dear God, bless this food I am about to
receive….”