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One day, a man named Chad walked on to the set of a porn movie that was being filmed. He went up to a man named Will (one of the pornstars in the movie) and said, “I bet you $1,000 that my job is 50 times better than yours.” Will then said, “I’ve got the best job in the world. I get to fuck beautiful women everyday. Of course I’ll take your bet.” Will then followed Chad around all day watching him do his job. At the end of the day, Chad asked Will, “Who’s got the best job in the whole damn world now?” Will then said, ” You were right. Your job is 50 times better than mine is. Here is your money.” Will then gave Chad the $1,000 and went home. The end.

Once a priest had to go to the bathroom really bad. In the old
times the toilets were nothing but deep holes dug in the ground.
The priest squatted down to use the toilet and slipped.

He would’ve fallen in and drowned in the pit but he used his
arms to keep him from falling the rest of the way. He decided to
pray to God to help him out of the situation because he didn’t
have enough strength to get out himself…so, he put his hands
together and prayed….

A young boy was in grade four and was having a terrible time with his math.
His parents worked with him night after night but there was no improvement.

His math marks were dismal. His parents in desperation decided to transfer their son to a new school. They decided to try the Catholic school system but not until after they had given the matter serious consideration as both parents were not religious.

They checked around and the school seemed to have a good academic record. They reluctantly enrolled their son in the Catholic school. Immediately the boy’s math marks soared. He went from a failing grade to become an A student.

His parents were surprised at the change and over dinner one night they asked their son about his improvement. “Was it better teaching” they asked and the boy said “No the teachers are about the same”. “Was it a different text book?” Again the boy said “No it is the same text book”

Finally they asked their son why he thought he had made such a dramatic improvement.

The boy said “the first day I went to school I knew they took their math seriously and that I had better do well or there would be serious consequences.”

Their parents asked what made him realize the school took math so seriously.

The boy answered “the first thing I saw when I went into the classroom was a statue of some guy nailed to a plus sign.”