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when ever some one calls you say back:
your moma is not copling or say
your mom is so fat when she weres a red coat every one gets out of her way cause she thinks she a fire truck or say
your dada is your moms brother or if you want to make fun of him say
how tall are you wait till he replies and say i didnt know they piled shit that high.
or say oo my god i saw you mom last night she was with at sea world and i thought holy crap shammoo excaped or if you want to call him fat say fat is on the loose say it really fast this is made by jon d.

A woman sends her clothing out to the local laundry. When it
comes back there are still stains in her panties. The next week
she encloses a note to the laundryman that says, “Use more soap
on panties.”

This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note
to the laundry, “Use more soap on panties.”

Finally fed up, the laundry man responded with his own note that
said, “Use more paper on ass.”

A flea had oiled up his little flea legs and his little flea arms, had spread out his blanket, and was proceeding to soak up the Miami sun when who should stumble by on the beach but an old flea friend of his.

“Oscar, what happened to you?”, asked the flea, because Oscar looked terrible, wrapped up in a blanket, his nose running, his eyes red, and his teeth chattering.

“I got a ride down here in some guy’s moustache and he came down here by motorcycle. I nearly froze my nuts off,” wheezed Oscar.

“Let me give you a tip, old pal,” said the first flea, spreading some more suntan oil on his shoulders. “You go to the stewardess lounge at the airport, see, and you get up on the toilet seat, and when an Air Florida stewardess comes in to take a leak, you hop on for a nice warm ride. Got it?”

So you can imagine the flea’s surprise when, a month or so later, while stretched out all warm and comfortable on the beach, who should he see but Oscar – looking more chilled and miserable than before.

“Listen,” said Oscar, “I did everything you said. I made it to the stewardess lounge and waited till a really cute one came in, and made a perfect landing and got so warm and cozy that I dozed right off.”

“And so?” asked the first flea.

“And so the next thing I know, I’m on this guy’s moustache again!”

One day 2 muslims and hindues they ware walking in the street and contending with each other whoes allmighty is exist in this earth. The Muslim believes that “Allah” is onely one there is no other allmighty after that.But the Hindu believe that their (vogoman) is existing in the world and no other allmighty is there.Than they decided one thing that, both they will prove whoes allmighty is the best.Then they subscribed to high building.

The Muslim said: If your “vogoman” is true than jump down from there and see whether you get back with life or not .

The Hindu said: OK than he jumped down from the high building with the name of her allmighty(vagoman)but coincidently he got back with life ,than the Muslim became confused who is true .

Now the time for muslim to jump*

The Muslim,ok: He got ready and set up his mind to jump down.Before jump he called her allmighty but withen this time he also prayed to (vogoman)in silent, (hai (vogoman) you might also be the best.But he did not get back with life.

His fault was that , he had no believes neither on “Allah” nor “Vogoman”.