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Blonde Father
A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys. The blonde guy turns to the girl and angrily says ”Alright. Who’s the other father!”
Just say no! to sex
Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers.
Prostitution
Sister Catherine was asking all the Catholic school children in fourth grade what they want to be when they grow up. Little Sheila says, “When I grow up, I want to be a prostitute!”Sister Catherine’s eyes grow wide and she barked, “What did you say?!” “A prostitute!” Sheila repeated.Sister Catherine breathed a sigh of relief and said, “Thank God! I thought you said a Protestant”
Bad Gums
There was a father and his young son who lived in a secluded village somewhere in central Australia.
The boy’s mother had left the father under difficult circumstances, and he had had bad experiences with women ever since.
So he took his boy aside one day and told him, “Listen son, don’t go messing around with women, because, you know, down there, they’ve got teeth down there.”
The boy listened intently to his father’s advice. Years passed, the boy has grown up and his father has died, leaving him alone.
So, one day, the boy ventures to the closest large town, where he goes to a club in search of companionship.
He strikes up a conversation with a beautiful young girl. Things are going well, and they end up back at her place.
They are about to get into bed when the boy remembers his father’s advice and shies away.
“What’s wrong?” she asks. “Well, my father told me that women have teeth down there” replied the young man.
“Of course we haven’t got teeth down there!! Have a look if you like.”
So he takes her up on the offer. He takes off her panties, and he’s poking around, examining the lady’s most private parts.
“Hmmmm. I don’t see any teeth down here, but you should see the state of your gums.”
The square
Q: Why does a blonde have square boobs ? A: Because she forgot to take the tissue out of the box.
The Coffin
This guy died with an erection. It was to big for the mortician to put him
in a coffin, so the wife told the mortician to cut it off and shove it up
his ass. The next day at the funeral the wife saw a tear in her dead
husband’s eye. She bent over and said, “I told you it hurts you fucking
bastard.”
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for the bartender.
The bartender walks up, hands the duck a menu, waits a while, and comes back to take his order. “What’ll it be?” the bartender says.
The duck says, “I think I’ll have the grapes.” “Well, I’m sorry sir, but this is a bar, we don’t serve grapes here. Now, I’ll let you look a bit longer and wave when you know what you want.”
The duck looks at the menu, then waves the bartender down. “Ok, you got your order?” The duck nods, saying, “I’ll think I’ll have the grapes.”
The bartender, kind of peeved from the duck, says, “Look Mac, we don’t have any grapes here. This is a bar. We don’t serve grapes, so what will you have?!”
The duck looks at him in the eyes and says, “I’ll have the grapes.”
The bartender, enraged, shouts, “If you ask for the grapes one more time I’m going to nail your feathered a** to the barstool!!”
The bartender cools off a bit. “Now what will you get?!” “Got any nails?” “OF COURSE WE DON’T HAVE ANY NAILS! WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS? AN APPLIANCE STORE?”
“Good, got any grapes?”
How do you circumsize a
How do you circumsize a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new people.3. You don’t have to remember the whines and complaints of your spouse.2. You can hide your own Easter eggs.1. Mysteries are always interesting.
Mike
Knock Knock…
Who’s there?
Mike…
Mike who?
Mike car won’t start, can I come in
and phone the garage?
Blondeful Bar
A blind guy walks into a bar. He orders up a drink, and says,
“Hey, anybody want to hear a blonde joke?”
The lady next to him says in a gruff voice, “Just for your
information, I’m a blonde kick-boxer, the lady next to me is a
blonde champion knife-thrower, the next blonde lady is a black
belt in tai-kwon-do, the next blonde lady has two handguns, and
the bartender is a blonde too!! Do you still want to tell that
joke??”
The blind guy sighs and says,” I guess not… I have to leave in
a min., and I don’t have enough time to repeat the joke 5 times.”