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Zeke and Zeb decided to build a Bungee Jumping tower in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico to see if it would make them some money. After they got it set up,they noticed that the crowds gathered around but nobody was buying tickets.

Zeke said to Zeb, “Maybe you should demonstrate it to them so they get the idea.”

After Zeb was strapped on he jumped and fell almost to the ground before springing back. As he came back up Zeke noticed that his cloths were torn and wondered what that was all about. Zeb went down again and this time when he came back up Zeke noticed that he was bleeding.

Zeke thought, “Wow, what’s going on here.”

Zeb went down a third time and this time when he came back up Zeke noticed that he had blood, contusions and cuts all over his body.

Zeke pulled Zeb in and said, “Zeb, what happened?”

Zeb groaned, “I don’t know, but what’s a pinata??

A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a
bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a
Genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, “Hello master,
I will grant you one wish, anything you want.”

The Russian begins thinking, “Well, I really like drinking
vodka.” Finally the Russian says, “I wish to drink vodka
whenever I want, so make me piss vodka.”

The Genie grants him his wish. When the Russian gets home he
gets a glass out of the cupboard and pisses in it. He looks and
the glass and it’s clear. Looks like vodka. Then he smells the
liquid. Smells like vodka. So he takes a taste and it is the
best vodka he has ever tasted.

The Russian yells to his wife, “Natasha, Natasha, come quickly!”
She comes running down the hall and the Russian takes another
glass out of the cupboard and pisses into it. He tells her to
drink, it is vodka. Natasha is reluctant but goes ahead and
takes a sip. It is the best vodka she has ever tasted. The two
drink and party all night.

The next night the Russian comes home from work and tells his
wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to piss
in the two glasses. The result is the same, the vodka is
excellent and the couple drink until the sun comes up.

Finally Friday night comes and the Russian comes home and tells
his wife, “Natasha grab one glass from the cupboard and we will
drink vodka.” His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets
it on the table. The Russian begins to piss in the glass and
when he fills it his wife asks him, “But Boris, why do we need
only one glass?”

Boris raises the glass and says, “Because tonight my dear, you
drink from the bottle.”

A girl is complaining about the size of her breasts to her girl friend. She said, “I know I many be shallow, but they’re so small. I just can’t stand them!”

Her girl friend replied, “Look, don’t get an operation or anything like that. I had the same problem and I went to Dr. Michaels and he helped me a lot. Make an appointment.”

“You do look good. OK, I’ll do it.”

She makes the appointment and after the examination Dr. Michaels said, “Look all you need is an exercise program and the improvement will be amazing.

Here’s what you do. Stick your chest out and bring it back in. Do that for ten minutes every day.

To help you with the rhythm, do it in time with this poem, Mary had a little lamb, his fleece was white as snow. If I do this everyday, my breasts are sure to grow.

She did her exercise faithfully everyday, until one day when she forgot. She was on the bus going to work when she remembered that she hadn’t done them that morning.

She looked around, and very gently stuck her chest out and back and quietly said, Mary had a little lamb his fleece was white as snow. if I do this everyday, my breasts are sure to grow.

She was startled when a fellow came up and said, “Hey, you go to Dr. Michaels, don’t you?”

“Why yes,” she said, “but how did you know that?”

He stood up and began gyrating his hips while reciting, Hickory dickory dock…….

Farmer Brown and his wife were working in the field one day about dusk.

As they were heading back to the house they saw a bunch of strange lights way out in the field.

Upon ariving Farmer Brown and his wife saw a spaceship landing. They were approached by two aliens.

The aliens said they were researching human sex life and wanted to know if they could partner switch.

After talking it over Farmer Brown and his wife agreed. The next morning the aliens left.

Farmer Brown was dying to ask his wife what happened. Finally he couldn’t stand it anymore and broke down and asked her, “Well what happened?”

She replied, “It was the best sex I ever had!”

“Why?” asked Farmer Brown.

“Well when he took off his pants it wasn’t but an inch long and as big around as my pinky, but then he reached up and turned his left ear and it grew as to 16 inches, then he turned his right ear and it got as big around as a sausage.”

Farmer Brown said, “Well shit, no wonder that bitch was trying to rip my ears off!!”

Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis