Big butt

a met a guy with a big butt
his name is mini
and on that big butt
was a very big spot
and on that spot
was a very big hair
and on that hair
was a very big crab
and on that crab
was a very big nose
and on that nose was a very big snot
and on that snot was a very big
BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Ghost

One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:

“How many here believe in ghosts?”
Everyone put up their hand.

“How many have seen ghosts?”
A lot of people put up their hand.

“How many have touched a ghost?”
Five people put up their hands

“How many have had sex with a ghost?”
One person put up their hand.

“Well then,” said the host, “why don’t you come up here and tell us all about it.”

The man walked up.

“So, how was your night with the ghost?” asked the host.

“Ghost?” Said the man, “Sorry, I thought you said goat.”

7 Shots of Vodka!

Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”
The bartender says “Ok, but pal you are gonna hurt yourself with that.” The man says “Just pour them.”

The man takes the first shot and the bartender says “Hey, you want to talk about it”? The man says “No!” and drinks the next 2 shots.

The bartender says “Come on and tell me about it I’ve got a good ear, that’s why a lot of people come here for, to tell their troubles.”

The man by then has finished the 7 shots and says “Ok, today was my first blowjob.” The bartender says “Hey great, have another on the house.”

The man says “No, if 7 doesn’t get the taste out, nothing will!”

Genie and the Ex-Wife

After a nasty divorce, this man decides to go on a vacation to
Egypt. While there, he finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie
comes about and says, “I’ll give you three wishes, but your
ex-wife will get the same thing that you wish for.”

The man thinks, and says, “I wish for five million dollars.” The
genie says “You know your ex-wife will get the same thing,
right?” The man nods his head, and gets his money.

For his second wish, he wishes for a new computer. Instantly, he
and his ex-wife have a new computer.

The genie asks, “What is your final wish?” The man answers, “I
wish I had a 10-inch dick.”

Truck Driver

One day this truck driver was driven down a city street, when he
spotted a lawyer standing next to his parked car. He swerved at
him and hit him. He thought hey I’ll do that when ever I see a
lawyer. Then one day he picked up a hitchhiker, who turned out
to be a priest. When he spotted another lawyer on the side of
the road. He swerved at him then realized he had the priest in
the truck, so he swerved back. He said, “Sorry father I forgot
you were with me.” Then the priest said “Don’t worry, I got the
fucker with the Door!”

Oral Sex

Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the verandah of the old folks home rocking back and forth in their rocking chairs. Grandpa Rabinowitz rocks forward in his chair and says to Grandma, “Fuck you!”Grandma Saperstein rocks forward in her chair and says to Grandpa, “Fuck you too!”Grandpa becomes very much excited and shouts, “Fuck you!” swinging more forward again.Grandma remains graceful but leans forward and says, “Fuck you again.”This goes on. Finally Grandpa says, “You know something, Grandma, this oral sex thing ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.”