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Knock Knock 11
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amazon!
Amazon who?
Amazon of a gun!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amin!
Amin who?
Amin thing to do!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ammonia!
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little kid!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amory!
Amory who?
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Amsterdam!
Amsterdam who?
Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock jokes!
Cheating
Masterbating is like cheating. It’s fun until you realize you are only screwing yourself!!!
Which Service
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring
up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It
was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on
either side of it.
The seven-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time,
so the pastor walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly,
“Good morning Alex.”
“Good morning pastor,” replied the young man, still focused on
the plaque. “Pastor McGhee, what is this?” Alex asked.
“Well, son, it’s a memorial to all the young men and women who
died in the service.”
Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque.
Little Alex’s voice was barely audible when he asked, “Which
service, the 9:00 or the 10:30?
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try to put a little poetry into it when you’re talking to them.”
The youth says that he does not see what the pharmacist means by this, so the pharmacist says that he should observe when the next customer comes in and watch how he or she is dealt with.
Presently a middle aged woman comes in to the shop and asks for something for a tummy bug.
The pharmacist says, “There’s a lot of that virus going about, but this pink mixture should sort you out!”
“Oh thank you very much!” says the middle aged woman and she leaves the shop.
So the pharmacist says the youth can serve the next customer while he goes to tea break, “And remember to put some poetry into it” he says.
Anyway, the youth waits around and nobody comes in, so he decides to go to the restroom. Just as he’s about to nip off, a young teenage girl comes in.
“Can I help you?” he asks. She replies very embarrassedly that she would like to buy some sanitary towels, to which the youth replies :
“Hang on Miss, I’m dying for a piss, but I’ll be back in a flash, with a sash for your gash!”
Yo mama
Yo mama eyebrows are so hairy they look like two dirty caterpillars
Una se�ora lleva a su
Una se�ora lleva a su hija adolescente al ginec�logo. La madre le dice al doctor que a
su hija le pica mucho en sus partes genitales, y el doctor, tras una exploraci�n, le dice que su hija tiene los genitales como el capuch�n de un bol�grafo.
La madre, sorprendida, le pregunta: “�azul?”
Y el doctor le dice: “No, no, �todo mordisqueado!”
Tattoo
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a beautiful little China doll. He brought her back to the states and they were very happy. He always enjoyed looking at her rear end and telling her what a beautiful butt she had.
Every day it was, “Darling I love you and what a beautiful butt you have.”
Every night it was, “Darling I love you and what a beautiful butt you have.”
Well his birthday was getting close and she wanted to surprise him with a tattoo on her rear end that said, “Beautiful Butt.” So she finds a reputable tattoo artist and explains what she wants. Well the artist asks her to turn around and after a brief pause says, “There is no way I can get “Beautiful Butt” on your tiny little beautiful butt.” But I can put a nice “B” on each cheek which will stand for “Beautiful Butt.”
A bit disappointed, she agrees and leaves with her B’s. Well the big day arrives and after a candle light dinner, gifts, and a sip of brandy, she appears in the bedroom in her birthday suit, turns around and bends over.
Quickly sitting up he exclaims, “Darling I love you, but who the hell is Bob?”
English man irish man & scottish man
there was a english man irish man scots & man they all went to a
magic slide the english man goes down the slide and wishes for a pot of gold and lands in a pot of gold the scottish went down the slide and wishes for a pot of silver and lands in a pot of silver the irish man goes down the slide and gose weeeeeeeee and lands in a buckit of wee !!!!!
by louis nicholson
Viagra
Q: Why do they give Viagra to elderly men in old people’s homes?
A: To stop them from rolling out of bed.
Q: How many George
Q: How many George Smillivitches does it take to change a lightbulb?A: None, becouse tough girls aren’t afraid of the dark.
WHY DID MICHEAL JACKSON GO TO KMART
WHY DID MICHEAL JACKSON GO TO KMART?
BECAUSE THEY HAD LITTLE BOYS UNDER WEAR ON SALE.