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Un grupo de enanos va a jugar futbol. Alquilan una canchita de futbol de sala, y se van todos contentos. Cuando llegan, encuentran que no existen vestidores, y deciden ponerse el uniforme en el ba�o de una sala de juegos o de maquinitas que hay al lado.

Todos entran y van hasta el fondo de la sala de maquinitas, donde est� el ba�o. Luego llega un marihuano, cliente de la maquinitas y se queda pensando en qu� m�quinita jugar. Poco despu�s, pasan delante del tipo los jugadores de blanco.

Al marihuano le parece extra�o pero sigue parado en el mismo lugar. Despu�s, pasan los jugadores de rojo. Entonces se le pelan los ojos y se acerca al administrador de la sala de juegos y le dice:

“���ABUSADO COMPADRE, SE TE ESTAN ESCAPANDO LOS JUGADORES DE TU MESA DE FUTBOLITO!!!”

The Native Americans asked their Chief in autumn, if the winter
was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the
chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the
members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.

Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and
called the National Weather Service and asked, “Is this winter
to be cold?”

The man on the phone responded, “This winter was going to be
quite cold indeed.”

So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even
more wood to be prepared.

A week later he called the National Weather Service again, “Is
it going to be a very cold winter?”

“Yes,” the man replied, “it’s going to be a very cold winter.”

So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and
find every scrap of wood they can find.

Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again:
“Are you absolutely sure, that the winter is going to be very
cold?”

“Absolutely,” the man replies, “the Native Americans are
collecting wood like crazy!”

A little old ladies phone rings late one night and she answers it. “Hello?”

A deep voice on the other end says, “I know you, you’d like me to push you down on the bed and rip all your clothes off, lick your body all over and make rough love to you.”

The old lady looks at the phone blushing and in amazement and replies, “Wow. You can really tell all this from a single ‘Hello?'”

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.

The first boy says, “My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, and they give him $50.”

The second boy says, “That’s nothing. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, and they give him $100.”

The third boy says, “I got you both beat. My dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!”