Did you hear that Buckwheat joined the nation of Islam?
He is now known as “Kareem of Wheat”.
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Migraine Cure
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that his poor patient has had practically every therapy known to man for his migraines and STILL no improvement.”Listen,” says the Doc, “I have migraines too, and the advice I’m going to give you isn’t really anything I learned in medical school, but it’s advice that I’ve gotten from my own experience. When I have a migraine, I go home, get in a nice hot bathtub, and soak for a while. Then I have my wife sponge me off with the hottest water I can stand, especially around the forehead. This helps a little. Then I get out of the tub, take her into the bedroom, and even if my head is killing me, I force myself to have sex with her. Almost always, the headache is immediately gone. Now, give it a try, and come back and see me in six weeks.”Six weeks later, the patient returns with a big grin.”Doc! I took your advice and it works! It REALLY WORKS! I’ve had migraines for 17 years and this is the FIRST time anyone has ever helped me!””Well,” says the physician, “I’m glad I could help.””By the way, Doc,” the patient adds, “you have a REALLY nice house.”
Your mama’s so poor
Your mama’s so poor she lives in a two story frito bag.
Your mama’s so poor your family car is your brother’s bike.
Your mama’s so poor you use a ice cube for the A/C in your house.
Your mama’s so poor when I walked in your front door and I went to the
back yard.
Gods dinner
God, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Boris Yeltson are all at dinner. In the middle of dinner God says, “Tomorrow I am going to destroy the world.
Boris Yeltson goes back to Russia and tells his cabinet 2 bad things god does exist and tomorrow he’s going to destroy the world.
Clinton goes back to the U.S.A. and tells everyone that there is 1 good thing and 1 bad thing the good thing is god really does exist and the bad thing is he is going to destroy the world tomorrow.
Gates goes back to Microsoft and says 2 great things I’m one of the 3 most important people in the world and the Y2K (Year 2000) problem is solved.
Confucius Say…Runs Behind Bus
Confucius say: ”Man who runs behind bus is going to get exhausted.”
Be careful who you rob
“Did youse git anything.” whispered the burglar on guard as his pal emerged from the window.
“Naw, de bloke wot lives here is a lawyer,” replied the other in disgust.
“Dat’s hard luck,” said the first. “Did youse lose anyt’ting?”
From a cat-alogue!
Q: How do cats buy things?
A: From a cat-alogue!
Shocked Therapist
A man went to his therapist one week dressed in nothing but plastic wrap.
His therapist just stared at him with a look of shock and stated, “Now, i can really see your nuts!”
Tanning his privates
There was a male bodybuilder who was tanning. He was looking in a mirror naked one day, and noticed his penis wasn’t tanned. He suddenly got an idea. He went to the beach, and covered himself with sand, except for his penis. Two old ladies passed, and one said, Damn injustice! The other one said why. The first one said: – at 15 I was curious about it – at 20, I got it constantly – at 30 I asked for it – at 40, I begged for it – at 50, I paid for it – at 60, I prayed for it – at 70, I forgot about itAnd at 80, they are growing wild, and I’m too young to squat!
A young couple met with
A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their
wedding. When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or a
traditional service,they opted for the contemporary.
On the big day, a major storm forced the groom to take an alternate
route to the church. The streets were flooded, so he rolled up his
pants legs to keep his trousers dry.
When he finally reached the church, his best man rushed him into
the sanctuary and up to the altar, just as the ceremony was starting.
“Pull down your pants,” whispered the pastor.
“Uh, Reverend, I’ve changed my mind,” the groom responded. “I think I
would prefer the traditional service.”
En la clase de Jaimito
En la clase de Jaimito dice la profesora:
“A ver ni�os, ten�is que decirme �rganos a pares, �vale? Empieza Juan”.
“Pues las orejas, se�orita”.
“Muy bien, Juan. Ahora t�, Pedro”.
“Los pulmones, se�orita”.
“Muy bien. A ver, ahora t� Jaimito… �pero cuidado que nos conocemos!”
“La churra”.
Jaimito observa que la maestra pone mala cara y se defiende:
“S� se�orita, porque mi padre tiene una churra, as� de peque�ita, para hacer pip�; y otra, as� de grande, para que mi madre se lave los dientes”.
Womens breasts
What do toys and womens breasts have in common?They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with