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Bubba’s secret
A bunch of guys are sitting at the local bar. They get pretty drunk, and the
topic turns to Bubba at the end of the bar who, as everyone knows, has the
biggest dick in town. One of the guys gets enough courage to go up to Bubba and
ask him why he’s got the biggest schlong around.
�Well,� says Bubba, �every night before bed, I tug on my dick and tap it on
the bedpost three times.�
�That’s it?� asks the drunk.
�Yup,� says Bubba.
So the guy goes home and quietly slips into his bedroom, pulls out his thing,
tugs, and taps it on the bedpost three times. Suddenly his wife wakes up and
says, �Bubba, is that you?�
Blonde rowing
A blonde is driving down the road, and she sees a blonde in a feild in a row boat. So the blonde stops the car and yells out the window “What are u doing? Its blondes like you who make us look bad!!” then the blonde in the feild yells back” if i could swim i would come beat your ass!!!”
Three guys in a bar
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them,
and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, “Your grandma’s the best sex in
town!” Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders
off and bellies up to the bar at the far end.
Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, “I
just did your grandma, and it was suh-weeeet!” Again the guy refuses to take the
bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar.
Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, “And your grandma liked it!!”
Finally the guy interrupts …”Go home, Grandpa, you’re drunk.”
Tennis
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights to change.
A girl standing next to him eyed the large bulge in his shorts. “What’s that ?” she asked, her eyes gleaming with lust.
“Tennis ball,” came the breathless reply.
“Oh,” said the girl sympathetically, “that must be painful…. I had tennis elbow once.”
BMW & a Porcupine
What is the difference between a BMW & a porcupine? The pricks are on the inside.
Did you hear about the blonde who won the gold medal at the Olympics?
She had it bronzed.
Ways to confuse a roommate
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.178. Let your alarm clock go off and refuse to turn it off. If your roommate commets, pretend not to hear anything.
The Pope and the Rams
What do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St. Louis Trans World Dome have in common?
They both feature 3 million people saying ‘Jesus Christ!’
Lying Congressmen
A pair of congressmen met for lunch to hash out their political differences. Ten minutes into the meal, one angrily pounded the table. “You’re lying!” he shouted.
“Of course I’m lying,” the other said, “but hear me out.”
Black and Blue
What’s black and white, black and white, black and white, black
and blue?
A nun falling down the stairs.
Q: How many `Real
Q: How many `Real Women’ does it take to change a light bulb?A: None: A `Real Woman’ would have plenty of real men around to do it, and one of them can change the bulb while he’s at it.