Things to do in a Waiting Room

Fun things to do in a waiting room.

1. Stand in a doorway and press your arms against the frame.

2. Take a pencil or pen and make little airlane noises and if
anyone notices, stare at them and say, “We’ve been spotted!” and
run around in circles.

3. Try to get behind the receptionist’s counter and when some
one comes, pop up, and yell “suprise!” at anyone under 50.
(heart attack risk)

4. Make paper airplanes out of magazine pages. Fly them around
the room.

5. Stare at someone in the room and yell, “its an agent!” and
run out.

6. Come in dressed as a bum and ask if they have any fried beans.

7. Repeat the following conversation ten times to the same
random person in the room:
You: “Do you hear that?”
Person: “What?”
You: “Never mind, its gone now.”

8. Come in dressed in army fatigues.

9. Leave your zipper open and if anyone asks say: “Sorry, I
really prefer it this way.”

10. Babble incoherently at the receptionist and ask, “Did you
get all that? I don’t want to repeat it.”

11. Tuck one pant leg into your sock and if asked, relpy “not
now” and walk away.

12. Take your shoes off and ask some one “you wanna trade?”

13. Stare blankly at some one and if they start to look
uncomfortable, say “im onto you…” and squint.

14. Bang your head against the wall or corner in the room and
mutter, “shut up, all of you, just shut up!” even if there is no
one there other than the receptionist.

CIA Training

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks,
interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a
woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal
door and handed him a gun.

‘We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the
circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair.
Kill her!’

The man said, ‘You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.’ The agent
said, ‘Then you’re not the right man for this job.’

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into
the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears
in his eyes. ‘I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.’

The agent said, ‘You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.’

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions to kill
her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot
after another. Then the agents heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the
walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there
stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, ‘This gun is
loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.’

Deeper

There was once a 16-year-old boy named Deeper in the tenth
grade. He was always acting up in school, so his parents were
asked to come to meet with the principal. While they were in the
meeting, Deeper was asked to keep himself busy, and so he went
to the classroom of his homeroom teacher where she was grading
papers. She was dressed in a tight blouse and a mini skirt, and
just the sight of her made him hard, so he walked over to her
and turned her chair toward him. He told her, “God, you make me
hard. Feel my dick!”

Shocked, she said no, but he told her that his parents were
meeting with the principal and that if she didn’t, he’d tell on
her, and then the principal would fire her. So fearing for her
job, she reached out and grabbed the bulge at his pants. He
moaned and told her to get naked. Again, she was shocked and
refused, but again he threatened her that the principal would
fire her, and so she agreed and got naked. He smiled and got
naked himself. Kissing her and throwing her onto the desk, he
started pounding away at her, and she was moaning and gasping
with the best orgasm of her life when his parents walked into
the room. They all screamed in unison, “DEEPER!” and he looked
up at them and said, “I’M TRYING!”

race from the sky

There was once a competition, it was a race u start at the top
of the sky and it’s the first one to hit the ground.Three kids
took part in it there names were Christipher, Jack and a really
dumb boy called danny.On a fine sunday the race took place guess
who was the last to touch the ground ??
scroll down !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Danny cos he had to stop 4 directions !!!!!

Hippie in a Bar

This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up to the counter, and says to the barkeep, “I want a hot dog, not too hot, not too cold, but in the groove.”

So the barkeep walks into the back room, and tells this to the manager, who is in a bad mood. The manager says, “Well, give him whatever he wants, then get him out of here.”

The barkeep heads back into the main room, posing as a waiter. “Anything else,” he questions. The hippie replies, “Yeah, I want a milkshake, not too thick, not too thin, but in the groove.”

Again, the barkeep relays this to his manager, who is getting more frusterated as the night goes on. He yells, “Fine, I already told you, give him what he wants and get him out of here!”

So the barkeep returns to the hippie. “That was a hot dog and a milkshake, right?” “Yeah,” the hippie says, “but scratch the hot dog. I want a hamburger, not to rare, not too well-done, but in the groove.”

The barkeep relays this to the manager, who has finally had enough. He storms out of the back room, and bellows at the hippie.

“You can kiss my ass! Not on the left cheek, and not on the right cheek, but in the groove!!”

Lettter from god

One day God was looking down to earth and saw all the evil going on.

He decided to send an angel down to earth to check it out. So, he called on a female angel and sent her to earth for a time.

When she returned she told God, yes, it was bad on earth – 95 percent of people were bad and only 5 percent were good.

Well, God thought for a moment and said that maybe he had better send down a male angel and so get both points of view. So God called a male angel and sent him down to earth for a time.

When the male angel returned, he went to God and told him – yes, the earth was in decline. Ninety-five percent were bad and 5 percent were good.

God said that this was not good. He would send a letter to the 5 percent of people that were good to encourage them and give them something to help keep them going.

Do you know what the letter said?

Oh, so you didn’t get one either?