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Llega un indio a una tienda y le pide al encargado: “Indio fuerte querer globito fuerte.”

El encargado le vende un cond�n y el indio se va. Al d�a siguiente regresa el indio y dice:

“Indio fuerte, pulmones fuertes, globito �pum!”

Entonces el encargado le da un globo normal, el indio se va pero regresa al d�a siguiente y dice:

“Indio fuerte, pulmones fuertes, globito �pum!”

El encargado ya un poco molesto le vende esta vez un globo aun m�s grande, el indio se va pero vuelve al d�a siguiente y dice:

“Indio fuerte, pulmones fuertes, globito �pum!”

Ya harto del indio el encargado le vende esta vez una rec�mara de llanta de autom�vil. El indio se va y no regresa en 2, 3 d�as. Al cuarto d�a llega el indio arrastr�ndose y con la voz entrecortada le dice al encargado:

“Indio fuerte… pulmones fuertes… globito fuerte… huevitos �PUM!”

Did you here about the cross-eyed teacher? She couldn’t keep control of her
pupils.

1. It beats being an American.

2. You don’t have to leave home to taste authentic French cuisine.

3. You can play hockey 12 months a year, OUTDOORS.

4. Can travel anywhere with a Canadian passport.

5. Where else can you travel 1000 miles over fresh water in a canoe?

6. A political leader can admit to smoking pot and his/her popularity ratings will rise. 7. Liberal is not a dirty word.

8. The CBC

9. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.

10. If you are BORING!!

Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah
and Jack. They were both extremely good employees–always
willing to work overtime and chip in where needed.

Mr. Smith was looking over his books one day and decided that he
wasn’t making enough money to warrant two employees and he would
have to lay one off. But both Sarah and Jack were such good
workers he was having trouble finding a fair way to do it. He
decided that he would watch them work and the first one to take
a break would be the one he would lay off.

So, he sits in his office and watches them work. Suddenly, Sarah
gets a terrible headache and needs to take an aspirin. She gets
the aspirin out of her purse and goes to the water cooler to get
something to wash it down with. Mr. Smith follows her to the
water cooler, taps her on the shoulder and says, “Sarah, I’m
going to have to lay you or Jack off.” And Sarah says, “Can you
jack off? I have a headache.”

Q: Didn’t I tell you to clean up this mess?

A: I’m sorry, you must have confused me with someone from a parallel
universe.
A: No habla ingales
A: Have I told you how nice you look today?
A: I did, but my evil twin messed it up again.

Q: Why can’t you be more like your brother?

A: Just lucky, I guess.
A: I tried, but his clothes just don’t fit me.
A: Sorry, but i’m not into geekieness.
A: Hasn’t our family suffered enough?
A: I’d rather be more like the dog.