Why did the cow cross the road
:to follow the chicken
Author: admin
Paghalay
aik bacha tha woh paghal tha
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Woman’s Quote of the Day
Woman’s Quote of the Day:
“Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something with which you’d like to have dinner with”
Men’s Counter-Quote of the Day:
“Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.
The Top 15 Misguided Sequels (Part II)
15> The Birds II: Avian Influenza
14> Holes 2: Saddam Doesn’t Live Here Anymore
13> Ernest Scared Stiff: Weekend at Vernie’s
12> Dude, Where’s YOUR Car?
11> Schindler’s PowerPoint Presentation
10> Ordinarier People
9> Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice and Herpes
8> 50 First Dates 2: 50 Restraining Orders
7> Son of the Graduate: Take Out Your Teeth, Mrs. Robinson
6> Babe: Pig on the Spit
5> Fight Club 2: Stop Hitting Yourself. Why’re You Hitting Yourself? Stop Hitting Yourself. Why’re You Hitting Yourself?
4> Little Womyn
3> Iron W. Eagle: Mission Accomplished
2> Finding Nemo 2: Desperately Seeking Sushi
1> Cold Mountain Deux
[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ] [ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ]
Lolly pop man
A mexican a black guy and a white guy ran away from home and found a place to stay. The only rule was that they could not go in the basment. On day 3 they went down in the basment. There were alot of dicks taped to the walls the three boys ran up the stairs but the man cought them on the stairs and sayed “you went in the basment”. The three boys started saying that they wouldent tell but he shut them up then sayed “now i have to take yours to. He asked the black guy what his father did as a job he sayed “a lumberjack” the guy said he would have to saw his off. then he asked the white guy he said a hair cutter so he would have to cut his off. Then the mexican started laghing the guy said “what is so funny” then the mexican said “my dads the lolly pop man so you can just come overhere and suck mine off”.
Jewelry
Mrs. Squiffy decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant.”
“But you are not wearing any of those things.”
“I know,” said Mrs.Squiffy. “It’s in case I should die before my husband. I’m sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go nuts looking for the jewelry.”
rude
what do you call 3 tamphons walking across the road 3 stuck up cunts
Made by God
Grandpa and his grandson were sitting reading when she asked,”Did God make you, Grandpa?””Yes, God made me,” the grandfather answered.A few minutes later, the little boy asked him, “Did God make me too?””Yes, He did,” the older man answered.For a few minutes, the little boy seemed to be studying his grandpa, as well as his own reflection in the mirror, while his grandfather wondered what was running through his mind. At last he spoke up.”You know, Grandpa,” he said, “God’s doing a lot better job lately.”
Bill Clinton – Similarities
Q: What does golf and Monica Lewinsky have in common?
A: They both appeal to old men, and they can both get a hole in
one.
Q: What do Bill Clinton and the toilet have in common?
A: They can both see things they shouldn’t be looking at.
Q: What do the Oval Office and the Yankee Stadium have in common?
A: They both get a lot of action.
Q: What do the Titanic and Bill Clinton have in common?
A: They both went down.
Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with a cow?
A: You can get liquid from either one.
Q: What does Monica Lewinski and a whore have in common?
A: not much-the whore gets the whole deal instead of the thing
that sucks.
Twelve Foot Graves
Why do they bury Lawyers in 12 foot graves?
Because deep down, they’re good people.
What’s the difference…
Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a train??
A: A teacher says “spit out that gum” and a train says “choo choo choo!”
Gays At The Zoo
Two gay men are walking through a zoo. They come across the
gorillas, and after a while they notice that the male gorilla
has a massive erection. The gay men are fascinated by this. One
of the men just can’t bear it any longer and he reaches into the
cage to touch it. Suddenly, the gorilla grabs him, drags him
into the cage and mates with him for six hours nonstop! When
he’s done, the gorilla throws the man back out of the cage. An
ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital. A
few days later his friend visits him and asks: “Are you hurt?”
“Am I hurt?” he answers. “Wouldn’t you be? He hasn’t called, he
hasn’t written…”