Deer blind

As part of their “ranch” holiday, a guy takes his wife hunting. When they
reach their deer blinds, the guy says, “If you shoot a deer, be sure you don’t
let anybody else say he’s the one who shot it. Otherwise, he’ll take the deer
from you. The deer belongs to whoever shoots it.”

The guy goes to his own blind. Ten minutes later, he hears his wife shooting
from her blind nearby.

He rushes over and finds her pointing her rifle at a cowboy who’s shouting,
“OK, lady, OK! You can have the deer! Just lemme get my saddle off it!”

A Blonde's Brain

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.”Hey, girls,” says the brunette, “let’s go home early tomorrow. She’ll never know.” So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.”That was fun,” says the brunette.”We should do it again sometime.” “No way,” says the blonde.”I almost got caught.”

Typical Man

How many legs does a chicken have? . . .

A. . . Two. Right.

Q. And how many wings does a chicken have? . . .

A. . . Yes. Two. right again.

Q. Well how many beaks does a chicken have?. . .

A. . . One. got it.

Q. How many bones does a cat have? . . .

A. . . Typical man. Knows everything about cock and nothing about pussy..