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The old Jewish man was walking on the beach with his only grandson, when a
giant wave crashes on shore, sweeping the boy out to sea. The man looks up to
the heavens and says:
“Oh Lord, this is my only grandson. How can you take him away from me like
this? My son will not understand. My daughter-in-law will die from grief.”
Another wave comes by, and deposits the boy at the old man’s feet.
The grandfather looks to the heavens again and says, “He had a hat!”

A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, “Okay,
Mrs. Jones, what’s the problem?”
The mother says, “It’s my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings;
she’s putting on weight and is sick most mornings.”
The doctor gives Darla a good examination then turns to the mother and says,
“Well, I don’t know how to tell you this but your Darla is pregnant. About 4
months would be my guess.”
The mother says, “Pregnant?! She can’t be, she has never ever been left alone
with a man! Have you Darla?”
Darla says, “No mother! I’ve never even kissed a man!”
The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five
minutes pass and finally the mother says, “Is there something wrong out there
doctor?”
The doctor replies, “No, not really, it’s just that the last time
anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came
over the hill. I’ll be damned if I’m going to miss it this time!”