Can you put these words in a senence?
Deduck defence dehead defeat
Answer:
Deduck junped over defence first dehead then defeat.
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Q. What is the best thing about a blowjob?…
Q. What is the best thing about a blowjob?
A. Ten minutes of silence.
Legal Christmas Wishes
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El “V�a Crudis” es un
El “V�a Crudis” es un periodo de recogimiento espiritual donde diariamente, los parroquianos de todos los bares y cantinas de la arquidi�cesis se ponen a cargar con la Cruz de su Parroquia.
Los parroquianos del V�a Crudis son muy devotos de las bebidas espirituosas, y cada bebida espirituosa tiene su Santo Patrono.
Estos son los principales venerables que componen el santoral de las bebidas espirituosas:
SAN CUBAS TADEO, el santo patrono del ron con refresco de cola, es sin duda uno de los santos m�s populares. Le tienen devoci�n los parroquianos de todas las clases y condiciones sociales.
SAN MARTINI DE PORRES, la figura m�s venerada de los c�cteles, es un santo muy sofisticado y cosmopolita.
SAN GRIA es un santo dulce y de sabor afrutado. Siempre refrescante, San Gria esta muy relacionado con la uva.
SAN JOS� CUERVO, patrono del agave tequilero, ha cobrado mucha popularidad �ltimamente y ha pasado de ser un santo populachero a un santo elitista.
SAN GRITA, compa�ero inseparable de San Jos� Cuervo, es un santo picosito que sirve como botana.
SAN PEDRO DOMECQ, originario del Valle Calafia, es un santo dedicado a las Bebidas de uva, sobre todo al brandy y a los vinos.
SAN BUCA es un santo digestivo originario de Italia.
SANTA CLARA es la santa patrona de las monjas del rompope. La hermana Engracia es la Madre Superiora de la orden que le rinde culto a Santa Clara.
SANTA CLAUS, adem�s de ser el gordito sonriente y bonach�n que todas las Navidades les trae regalos a los ni�os que se portan bien, es el padrino de la sidra que trae como regalo burbujas de sabor.
SANTA CHELA, de distintos or�genes, pero pocos le hacen gestos, es una santa que siempre ha gozado de popularidad.
Y por ultimo, SANTA CRUZ. Una santa muy temida, pero de la que nadie se salva, pues es la que se sufre al d�a siguiente de haber rendido culto a cualquiera de los santos mencionados con anterioridad.
�Y TU DE QUIEN ERES DEVOTO?
The premature ejaculations
once there was a guy named bob. he had a problem. he had premature ejaculations. so one day he visited a doctor to get it fixed, and when he told the doctor his problem the doctor said, “whenever you get the feeling to ejaculate fire a pistol and it will startle you so that the urge goes away. so, bob thought this was a good idea, when he got home his wife was in bed waiting for him. so they got it going on in the 69 position. the next day bob went back to the doctor and the doctor asked “so how did it go?” and bob answered “not so good, when i fired the pistol, my wife bit off three inches of my dick, shit in my face, and my naghbor came out of the closet naked with his hands up.
What is a zoo?
Teacher : What is a zoo?
Johney : A place allotted for animals to study the behavior of humans�
Knock KnockWho’s there?Ginastera!Ginastera who!Ginastera at
Knock KnockWho’s there?Ginastera!Ginastera who!Ginastera at the people!
She’s my wife
Late at night this guy runs into a pub and demands a glass of water from the landlord.
The guy drinks it in one gulp then asks for a second glass.
Six pints later, and he has recovered enough to speak. “Thanks,” he croaks.
“That’s one hell of a thirst you’ve got,” says the landlord.
The guy says: “Any man would be as bad if they’d just had sex with the woman in my car.
She’s insatiable. She wants me to go right back out there and do it all again, but I can’t.”
“Where’s your car?” the landlord asks.
“At the roadside,” the guy gasps.
“Tell you what,” says the landlord, “you watch the bar for me while I nip out and take your place.”
“Be my guest,” the guy says.
So the landlord goes outside and gets in the car. It’s totally dark, so the woman doesn’t realize she’s with a different man. And they get right down to it, humping away.
Five minutes later there’s a knock on the window. It’s a cop, and he shines his flashlight on the naked couple.
“What’s going on here?” he asks.
“It’s all right, officer,” explains the landlord, “She’s my wife.”
The officer replies apologetically, “Oh, sorry sir, I didn’t realize.”
Look at the woman the landlord says, “Neither did I till you switched on that damned light.”
BoatingTrip
A whole family was caught in a small boat during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but towed to safety in Fort Lauderdale by the ever alert U.S. Coast Guard.”I always knew God would take care of us,” said the composed five year old daughter of the boat owner after the family got home.”I like to hear you say that,” beamed the mother. “Always remember that God is in his heaven watching over us.””Oh, I wasn’t talking about that God,” the five year old interrupted. “I was talking about the COAST God.”
Charade Finalist
The Charade The world’s greatest charade player brags that he can guess any charade. A TV producer decides to use the charade player in a TV special. He issues a challenge offering the charade player a million dollars to guess a very hard charade on television. The Charade player agrees. Comes the big night, all the world is watching. The charade player is sitting on stage in front of a curtain. Music blares and the curtain opens to reveal seven nude young women.The second and fourth ladies are holding their breasts, while the other five have their backs to him and are baring their behinds. The charade player barely glances over them and says, ”The William Tell Overture by Rossini.”The flabbergasted producer says in awe, ”You’ve done it!. That’s the right answer. You are indeed the greatest charade player!” and hands him a check for a million bucks.Walking out, a reporter stops the charade player and ask him how he did it.”It’s really simple,” says the charade player. ”One look at the positions of the seven women, and I realized it as the William Tell Overture.””Rump… titty… rump… titty… rump… rump… rump.”
Buffalo Theory
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the
herd is hunted, it is always the slowest and weakest ones at the back that
are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by
the regular culling of the weakest members. In much the same way the human
brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive
intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it
attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells, making the brain a faster and
more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few
beers.
Q: How many vegans
Q: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: None. They are all too busy on much more important projects, like organizing each other’s lifts to the veggie restaurant meal.