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One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf. He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish.

About that time, a businessman came walking down the beach, trying to relieve some of the stress of his workday. He noticed the fisherman sitting on the beach and decided to find out why this fisherman was fishing instead of working harder to make a living for himself and his family.

“You aren’t going to catch many fish that way,” said the businessman to the fisherman, “you should be working rather than lying on the beach!”

The fisherman looked up at the businessman, smiled and replied, “And what will my reward be?”

“Well, you can get bigger nets and catch more fish!” was the businessman’s answer.

“And then what will my reward be?” asked the fisherman, still smiling.

The businessman replied, “You will make money and you’ll be able to buy a boat, which will then result in larger catches of fish!”

“And then what will my reward be?” asked the fisherman again.

The businessman was beginning to get a little irritated with the fisherman’s questions. “You can buy a bigger boat, and hire some people to work for you!” he said.

“And then what will my reward be?” repeated the fisherman.

The businessman was getting angry. “Don’t you understand? You can build up a fleet of fishing boats, sail all over the world, and let all your employees catch fish for you!”

Once again the fisherman asked, “And then what will my reward be?”

The businessman was red with rage and shouted at the fisherman, “Don’t you understand that you can become so rich that you will never have to work for your living again! You can spend all the rest of your days sitting on this beach, looking at the sunset. You won’t have a care in the world!”

The fisherman, still smiling, looked up and said, “And what do you think I’m doing right now?”

Twas the Night of Thanksgiving
But I just couldn’t sleep
I tried counting backwards,
I tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned –
The dark meat and white
But I fought the temptation
With all of my might

Tossing and turning
With anticipation
The thought of a snack
Became infatuation.

So, I raced to the kitchen,
Flung open the door
And gazed at the fridge,
Full of goodies galore.

Gobbled up turkey
And buttered potatoes,
Pickles and carrots,
Beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling
So plump and so round,
‘Til all of a sudden,
I rose off the ground.

I crashed through the ceiling,
Floating into the sky
With a mouthful of pudding
And a handful of pie.

But, I managed to yell
As i soared past the trees….
Happy eating to all –
Pass the cranberries, please.

May your stuffing be tasty,
May your turkey be plump.
May your potatoes ‘n gravy
Have nary a lump,

May your yams be delicious
May your pies take the prize,
May your thanksgiving dinner
Stay off of your thighs.

El Chileno no se emborracha… SE CURA O SE COCE
El Chileno no tiene amigos… TIENE YUNTAS
El Chileno no se burla… AGARRA PAL HUEVEO
El Chileno no tiene depresi�n… SE ACHACA
El Chileno no conversa… PURO HUEVEA
El Chileno no hace el amor… CULEA, TIRA, SE MANDA UNA CACHA
El Chileno no es tonto … ES AG�EONAO,
El Chileno no es inteligente… ES ASCURRIO
El Chileno no molesta… ES LADILLA
El Chileno no baila… PERO TRATA
El Chileno no va a una fiesta… VA A UN CARRETE
El Chileno no se toma un trago… SE TOMA UN COPETE
El Chileno no toma aguardiente… TOMA PISCOLA
El Chileno no toma ron… TOMA VINO
El Chileno no se molesta… SE EMPUTECE
El Chileno no te golpea… TE HACE MIERDA
El Chileno no fracasa… LA CAGA
El Chileno no flojea… SACA LA VUELTA
El Chileno no sale corriendo… SALE APRETANDO CACHETE
El Chileno no sale apurado… SALE CAGANDO
El Chileno no es dificil… ES COMPLICAO
El Chileno no es molestoso… ES HINCHA-COCOS
El Chileno no es un tipo alegre… ES LA ZORRA
El Chileno no te reta… TE ECHA LA FOCA
El Chileno no te reprende… TE ECHA LA CHORI�
El Chileno no conquista… JOTEA
El Chileno no enga�a a su pareja… LE PONE EL GORRO
El Chileno no sale con TU esposa (o)… es PATAS NEGRAS
El Chileno no es un tipo bueno… ES UN BACAN!
El Chileno no es creido… SE CREE LA RAJA
El Chileno no hace negocios raros… ES MAFIOCA
El Chileno no es burgu�s… ES CUICO
El Chileno no es del pueblo… ES FLAYTE
El Chileno no dice Aguas!, cuidado!… dice: GUARDA CULIAO!
El Chileno no dice La Policia!, LaLey!…dice: LOS PACOS COCHETUMARE!!!
El Chileno no es volado… ESH ASHI SHUPER LOCO
El Chileno no anda en coche o carro… ANDA EN AUTO
El Chileno no come bananas… COME PL�TANOS
El Chileno no come aguacate… COME PALTA
El Chileno no come cacahuates… COME MAN�
El Chileno no come hamburguesas… COME MIERDONALS
El Chileno no come bifechorizo… COME CHORIPAN
El Chileno no come fresas… COME FRUTILLAS
El Chileno no dice baterias… dice: PILAS
El Chileno dice Hola pero tambien dice: QU� ONDA? QU� CONTAY?
El Chileno no dice eso tan feo…dice: ESA HUE� DE MIERDA

Y uno deportivo… muchos Chilenos todav�a dicen GOOOOL!!!!
pero la gran mayor�a le ponen apellido y dicen: GOOOOOOOOLLLLL!!! CONCHETUMADRE!!!

Si quiere conocer el Caribe, vaya a Cuba o a Rep�blica Dominicana;
si quiere conocer el Pac�fico, vaya a Per� o al Ecuador;
si quiere conocer el Atl�ntico, vaya a Argentina o al Brasil;
si quiere conocer las culturas precolombinas, vaya a M�xico;
pero si quiere ver c�mo es el mejor pa�s de sudam�rica, con todo eso junto y mucho m�s, VAYA A CHILE!!!

Y VIVA CHILE MIERDA!