A peckerwood came down from california to visit his cousin in tennessee. They talked a while and the one from Tennessee told his cousin about the trees there that were so hard no peckerwood around could put a dent in it. The California peckerwood didn’t believe his cousin and asked him to show him the tree. So the two peckerwoods went to the tree and the Tennessee peckerwood tried once again and couldn’t make a dent in the Tennessee tree. So the California peckerwood flys to the top and puts holes all in the Tennessee tree. The California peckerwood told his cousin about the ones in California that were harder than that and no peckerwood around could put a whole in it. The Tennesse peckerwood insisted to fly to California to see the hard tree b/c he didn’t believe no tree was harder than the one in Tennessee. They got to California and the California peckerwood flys to the top and trys again but he can’t even make a dent in the tree. So the Tennessee peckerwood flys to the top and just puts holes all in the tree. You know what the moral of this story is?…. The further away from home you get the harder your pecker is.
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Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk Dud!!
Una mujer, cansada de que
Una mujer, cansada de que su marido llegue borracho a casa todas las noches, decide darle un susto para que escarmiente. Esa noche, cuando el esposo todav�a no regresa de la juerga, se disfraza del diablo y lo espera en silencio en la oscuridad. Apenas escucha girar la llave de la puerta, la esposa se prepara y en cuanto entra el hombre, alcoholizado como siempre, cae encima de �l gritando:
“�Grrrrrrrrr! �He venido a llevarte!”
El hombre mira con tranquilidad y responde:
“Da lo mismo… �Hace veinte a�os que vivo con tu hermana!”
What do you cal an
What do you cal an [ethnic] and his 500 girl friends?
A Sheppard.
YO Momma
yo momma teeth so yellow when she wore yallow shorts i couldnt tell her ends!!
A man walks into a bar and says outch !…
A man walks into a bar and says outch !
DO YOU ACCEPT
DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS?A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9600 in damages rather than serve a two-year prison sentence. For payment, he provided the court a forged check. He got his prison term back, plus eight more years.
Chicken
There once was a chicken his name was BillyBob. When he was a young chick he was always picked one by all the other animals on the farm. Then one day he fliped and kiled all the animals on the farm. And then he put it to his master.
Left Leg Right Leg
what did the left leg say to the right leg?
we can make a lot of money between us.
Sexual exhaustion
An English professor told her students that there would be no excuse for not showing up for their final exam, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student’s immediate family.
A smartass jock in the back of the room asked, “What about extreme sexual exhaustion?”
The entire class did its best to stifle their laughter.
When silence was restored, the teacher smiled sympathetically at the student, shook her head, and sweetly said, “You can write with your other hand.”
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by axelwang
fat albert
Yo mama so fat that Fat Albert turned her down.
6 Shots of Whiskey
A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. ‘What can I get you?’ the barman asks.’I want six shots of whisky,’ responds the young man.’Six shots? Are you celebrating something?”Yeah, my first blowjob.”Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house.’The young man says, ‘No offence sir, but if six shots won’t get rid of the taste, nothing will.’