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Gay fag
Say this to your frend.
there were two guys in a car at a red light. One of them says that light is going to turn green in 3 seconds.(123) Then the light turns green. Then the other guy says how did you know that. He said gay fags know everything.
Then at another red light he says a bum will pop out of that trash can. They wait a few seconds and a bum pops out. Then the other guy says how did you know that. He said gay fags know everything.
Then they go to this party they ring the _________ and if they say doorbell say gay fags know everything.
Fat mamma
Your mamma is so fat her blubber can shade the world.
Woops
Conversation over dinner:
WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
MAN: Definately not!
WOMAN: Why not, don’t you like being married?
MAN: Of course I do.
WOMAN: Then why wouldn’t you remarry?
MAN: Ok, I’d get married again.
WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
MAN: (Makes audible groan)
WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
MAN: Where else would we sleep?
WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
MAN: She can’t use them, she’s left handed.
WOMAN: —silence—
MAN: Ooops!!
Submitted by Calamjo
Editted by Curtis
Grab my Breasts!
A woman goes into a store and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn’t work. The clerk tells her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on special. All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming “Grab my breasts! Grab my breasts!”
The clerk, not knowing what to do, went to get the store manager. The manager comes up to the woman and asks if he can help her. She explains that she would like a refund because the toaster she bought doesn’t work. He replies by telling her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, “Grab my breasts! Grab my breasts!”
The store manager says to her “Why are you saying that?”
The woman replies “Because I like to have my breasts grabbed when I’m getting screwed!”
Micheal Jackson
what do Micheal Jackson and PS2s have in common???
Kids turn them on
I’m quite as sensible as I look
“You look like a sensible girl. Will you marry me?”
“No way. I’m quite as sensible as I look!”
Why do white people go
Why do white people go to black people’s yard sales?
To get their stuff back.
Yo Mama
Yo mama so big, she tripped over Walmart, stumbled over Kmart,
and landed right on Target!
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Yo mama and a brick have a lot in common. They are both dirty
and get laid by Mexicans.
Donkey jacket
Paddy walks past a building site and sees a sign with LABOURERS WANTED on it so he go into the site office and says to the foreman oive come about the labourers job.
Foreman well Ive just got to give you a simple initiative test so can you give me a sentence with GREAT in it
After a short pause Paddy thinks about his donkey jacket that he always wears and says
well done you can have a start theres a shovel outside
That night Paddy sees his mate Murphy in the pub and tells him about his new job and all about the test and what to say.
SO nice and early monday morning Murphy is at the Foremans door asking about a job because he has taken a few more labourers on the test is a littel bit harder so he says to Murphy can you give me a sentence fascinate in it.
So Murphy recites and oiv got donkey oi tink its great.
The Foreman says NO a sentence with fascinate in it.
So Murphy again says oiv got donkey jacket oi tink its great.
NO NO NO! says the Foreman a sentence with fascinate in it.
SO after a weird pause Murphy says oiv got donkey JACKET oi tink its great tis got nine buttons but oi can only fasten eight.
My wife is such a bad cook
My wife is such a bad cook that, when I wake up in the morning, all the
roaches have hung themselves on dental floss.
Upstairs/downstairs
Your mama is so stupid that when she wanted to go upstairs to bed she went to the basement.