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I think my chocolate turtle fell out of its shell and brang two nuggets with him

Un d�a en la escuela la maestra decidi� ense�ar sobre materiales en la clase de ciencia; as� que les dijo a los ni�os: “Si pudieran tener un material en el mundo �cu�l ser�a?”

El peque�o Juan levant� la mano y dijo “Yo pedir�a oro, porque el oro vale mucho dinero y podr�a comprarme un Porsche.”

La maestra asinti� y le hizo la misma pregunta a Lolita.

La peque�a Lolita dijo, “Yo pedir�a platino porque el platino vale m�s que el oro y podr�a comprar un Corvette.”

La maestra sonri� y entonces se�al� a Pepito. El peque�o Pepito se levant� y dijo, “Yo pedir�a silic�n.”

“�Por qu� Pepito?”

“Porque a mi mam� le pusieron dos bolsas de silic�n y debieran ver todos los autos deportivos que hay frente a nuestra casa…”

One day a family of pigs,ducks and skunks were walking down the
road. Then all of sudden a semi ran them over. The only ones
left were a baby pig,a baby duck and a baby skunk. So they
started walking down the road and all of a sudden the baby pig
started to cry. The duck asked”what is wrong,”and the pig
said,”i don’t know what I am.” So the duck said “well lets see
you are fat,pink and you have a curly tail you must be a pig.”
So they kept walking and then the duck started to cry. He said
“I don’t know what I am either.” So the skunk said”well lets see
you have webbed feet a bill and feathers you must be a duck.”
“O” said the duck so they kept walking and then the skunk
started to cry. He said “I don’t know what I am either.” So the
pig said “lets see your not all black,your not all white and you
smell like shit, you must be a mexican.

Q. Why did the ant wash his clothes in Tide?

A. ‘Cause it was too cold out-tide!