Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!
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Warehouse
Did you hear about the dyslexic pimp?
He bought a warehouse.
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Edited by Curtis
Redneck computer term
Superconductor – Amtrak’s Employee of the year.
Blonde Game
A blonde is on a plane sleeping when the guy next to her says, “Let’s play a
game.” She looks at him and tells him the she doesn’t want to and she just wants
to sleep, but he keeps bugging her until she agrees.
He tells her that he will ask her a question and if she
Can�t answer, she owes him $5.00, then she asks him a
Question and if he can’t answer, he owes her $50.00. So he asks, “Who was the
last person to sign the Declaration of independence?”
She quietly hands over a $5 bill. She asks, “What goes up a Hill with 4 legs
and down with 5? He has no idea so he gives Up and gives her $50.
The blonde turns back around and goes back to sleep.
Not 2 seconds later, he wakes her back up and asks, “What was the answer?”
Quietly, she reaches into her purse and gives the guy a
$5.00 bill.
Typewriter To Doctor
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
A: She thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.
What do you call a woman with no arms and…
What do you call a woman with no arms and no
legs floating down the river?
Flo
Sad stuff
Q. what do you call a dog with no legs and a metal willy?
A. SPARKY
Terms of endearment
A guy was invited to some old friends’ home for dinner. His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. He was impressed since the couple had been married almost 70 years, and while the wife was off in the kitchen he said to his buddy: “I think it’s wonderful that after all the years you’ve been married, you still call your wife those pet names.” His buddy hung his head. “To tell you the truth,” he said, “I forgot her name about ten years ago.”
Who is the only woman in the White House not…
Who is the only woman in the White House not sleeping with Clinton?
Hillary
Q: How many school
Q: How many school teachers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: On the space shuttle, 1,000,001. One to screw it in and a million to pick up the pieces.
Question and answer blonde joke
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with forks.
College Bible
If college students wrote the bible…
12. ‘Blood of Christ’ switched from red wine to keg beer.
11. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning: cold!
10. Ten Commandments are actually only five, double-spaced, and written in a large font.
9. New edition every two years in order to limit reselling.
8. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn’t dorm food.
7. Paul’s Letter to the Romans becomes Paul’s E-Mail To: [email protected]
6. Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.
5. The place where the end of the world occurs: Finals, not Armageddon.
4. Out go the mules; In come the mountain bikes.
3. Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for 40 years: They didn’t want to ask directions and look like Freshmen.
2. Tower of Babel blamed for Foreign Language requirement.
1. Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter.