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Bit daddys head off

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A little girl the age of three years old walks into the bath room and see her daddy naked in the bath, she looks at her dads penis and says “Daddy whats that” her dad was quite imbarrased by this and said ” oh its my dolly” the little girl said oh so can i play with ur dolly” and her daddy said “yes of course”.

The next day she went down stairs and said “daddy can i play with ur dolly again” her daddy replied ” Yes ok dolly would like that but we will have to play in ur bedroom today”.

Next morning her mum went into the little girls bedroom and said “oh my whats all this blood in ur bed” the little girl replied ” Daddys dolly spat at me so I bit its head off”

Two hilbillies…

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A lady walks into a restaraunt and orders the blue plate special. It’s the chicken. She’s eating for about 5 minutes, and suddenly she starts choking on a bone.

Two hillbillies at the next table decided to help. One of them had an idea and wispered it to the other.

After agreeing to what the other one had wispered, one of them pulled down their pants and bends over. The other hillbillie started licking his butt, and almost immediately, the woman throws up spitting out the bone.

The two hilbillies high-five each other, and one says to the other –
“I told you that hind-lick manuever would work!!!”

Estaba caperucita roja paseando por

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Estaba caperucita roja paseando por el bosque, y el lobo hac�a rato que le ten�a unas ganas… as� que en un descuido de ella, el lobo le salta encima, le arranca las ropas, y la viola.

Consumado el acto, caperucita toda llorosa, le increpa al lobo:

“�Vas a ver lobo malo, ahora le digo a mi abuelita que me violaste cinco veces!”

A lo que el lobo le responde:

“Pero caperucita, si yo solo te viol� una vez.”

Y caperucita le responde:

“Y qu�, �ya te vas…?”

Mother In Law Joke

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One day, a farmer’s mother-in-law came to visit his farm. A few days later, she was killed when the mule on the farm kicked her.

Thousands of people from town who had heard about the death came to the poor lady’s funeral – some that the farmer did not even know. A minister noticed this, came up to the farmer, and asked, “Why are there so many people here?”

The farmer answered, “Oh, they aren’t here for the funeral. They want to buy the mule!”

10 year old’s marrying

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Little Johnny and Susie are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Susie’s father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says “Mr. Smith, me and Susie are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.” Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, “Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?” Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replies “In Susie’s room. It’s bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.” Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, “Okay then how will you live? You’re not old enough to get a job. You’ll need to support Susie.” Again, Johnny instantly replies, “Our allowance… Susie makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That’s about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us just fine.” By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has put so much thought into this. So, he thinks for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny won’t have an answer to. After a second, Mr. Smith says, “Well Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?” Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says, “Well, we’ve been lucky so far…” submitted by: Lisa