A boy was in class and he raised his hand and asked his teacher,
“What’s so bad about Russia?” His teacher said, “thats it, young
man, go to the principles office.”
The boy walked into the principles office and the priciple asked
him what he was doing there. The boy said “I was in class, and I
asked my teacher a question, and she sent me here.” The
principle said “What was the question?” The boy replied “What’s
so bad about Russia?” The principle shouted, “You are suspended
for two weeks.”
The boy walked into his house. His mother asked, “What are you
doing home so early?” The boy replied, “I was in class, and I
asked the teacher a question. The teacher sent me to the
principle’s office. I asked the priciple the question and he
suspended me for two weeks.” The mother said, “Well, what’s the
question?” “What’s so bad about Russia?” The boy responded. “Go
up to your room and wait for your father to get home.” His
mother shouted.
The father walked into his boys room and said “So, I herd you
got in trouble at school today. What happened?” The boy said, “I
was in class and I asked the teacher a question and she sent me
to the principle’s office. I asked him and he suspended me for
two weeks. I asked mom, and she sent me up here.” “So, what’s
the question?” The father asked. “What’s so bad about Russia?”
The boy said. The father picked him up and threw him out the
window.
A cop saw all this and asked the boy what happened. The boy
said, “I was in class and I asked the teacher a question and she
sent me to the principle’s office. I asked him and he suspended
me for two weeks. I asked mom, and she sent me up to my room. I
asked dad and he threw me out the window.” “So, what’s the
question?” The cop asked. “What’s so bad about russia?” The boy
said. “That’s it young man, your going to reformed school.”
The first day at school, his new teacher asked him why he was
there. The boy said, “At my old school, I was in class and I
asked the teacher a question and she sent me to the principle’s
office. I asked him and he suspended me for two weeks. I asked
mom, and she sent me up to my room. I asked dad and he threw me
out the window. Then I saw a cop and asked him, and he sent me
here.” “So, what’s the question?” The teacher asked. “What’s so
bad about Russia?” The boy said. “That’s it young man, go to the
principle’s office.” Said the rather flustered teacher.
He walked into the principle’s office, and the principle said,
“In trouble already? What happened?” The boy said “At my old
school, I was in class and I asked the teacher a question and
she sent me to the principle’s office. I asked him and he
suspended me for two weeks. I asked mom, and she sent me up to
my room. I asked dad and he thew me out the window. Then I saw a
cop and asked him, and he sent me here. Then I asked my teacher
and she sent me to your office.” “So, what’s the question?” The
principle asked. “What’s so bad about Russia?” The boy asked.
“That’s it, I’m sending you to Russia.”
So the boy is in Russia for the very first day, and he walks out
of the airport. Right after walking out, he gets hit by a bus.
Q: Whats the moral of the story?
A: Look both ways before crossing the street.