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– You and your teeth don’t sleep together.

– Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and
discover you aren’t wearing any.

– At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you’re
not eating cereal.

– Your back goes out, but you stay home.

– You wake up looking like your driver’s license picture.

– It takes two tries to get up from the couch.

– Happy hour is a nap.

– You’re on vacation, and your energy runs out before your money
does.

– You say something to your kids that your mother said to you,
and you always hated it.

– You look for your glasses for half an hour, and they were on
your head the whole time.

– You sink your teeth into a steak – and they stay there.

– All you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your
age.

– Your idea of weight lifting is standing up.

– It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

– Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.

– Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.

– The pharmacist has become your new best friend.

– Getting “lucky” means you found your car in the parking lot.

– It takes twice as long – to look half as good.

– Everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt – doesn’t work.

– You give up all your bad habits and still don’t feel good.

– You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don’t
care anymore.