How do you make a tissue dance?
Put some boogie in it!
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Crazy Coincidence
Question:
What do a blonde and a car have in common?
Answer:
They can both drive you crazy!
Yo mama so poor
Yo mama so poor that when I saw her kicking a can, I asked her what she was doing and she said, “Moving.”
A Commandment for C Programmers
2. Thou shalt not follow the NULL pointer, for chaos and madness await thee at its end.
Sissy
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed.
She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, “Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?”
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. “I can’t dear,” she said. “I have to sleep in Daddy’s room.”
A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: “The big sissy.”
Submitted by Curtis
Editted by Calamjo
a rednek goes to a mart and wins 20 million…
a rednek goes to a mart and wins 20 million dallars.
“gimme my money” he says
“we can give you ten million now and the rest is spread out over 19 years.” said th shop keeper
“i want it now!” said the rednek.
The shop keeper explains ,calmly, again.
“I WANT IT NOW! IF YOU ARENT GOING TO GIVE IT TO ME I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!!” SAID THE REDNEK
Did You Write This?
A professor asked a student to remain for a few moments after class. Holding out the young man’s assignment, the professor said, “Did you write this poem all by yourself?”
The student said, “Every word of it.”
The professor said, “Well, then, I’m glad to meet you, Mr. Poe. I thought you were long dead.”
If you take an Oriental
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?Why do the signs that say “Slow Children” have a picture of a running child?Why do they call it “chili” if it’s hot?Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in order to take it.
Little Johnny handed in his slip and explained to the teacher, “My mom says I can take the course as long as there’s no homework.
Saggy Whats?
Q.What did the saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?A.If we dont get some support they’re gonna think we’re nuts!!
Q: How many bankers
Q: How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four–One to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.
Check the oil
There are a lot of folks that cannot understand how we ran out of oil here in the USA.Well, here is the answer: It is simple……… nobody bothered to check the oil.Did not know we were getting low. And of course the reason for that is geographical.Most of the oil is in Alaska, Oklahoma, and Texas, and all the dipsticks are in Washington, DC.