If vegetarians dont eat meat, would they eat animal crackers?
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Bowling 4 women
How is a woman a lot like a bowling ball?
You finger her 3 times, fuck her down the alley, and the bitch still comes back 4 more.
Satan Vs Jesus I’m done For
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a
bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying his situation, he says quietly to
him, “I’m done for.”
There is a ray of light from the sky and a voice booms out: “No you’re NOT!
Pick up that stone in front of you and hit the chief on the head!”
So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to kill the chief. He is
breathing heavily while standing above the lifeless body. Surrounding him are
the 100 native warriors with a look of shock on their faces.
The voice booms out again: “Okay… NOW you’re done for!”
Blonde On Top
Little Willie had a gambling problem. He’d bet on anything. One day, Willie’s father consulted his teacher.The teacher said. “Mr.Gaines, I think I know how to teach Willie a real lesson. We’ll trap him into a big wager that he’ll lose.”Willie’s father agreed to cooperate with the plan.The next day at school, the teacher watched Willie making wagers with the other children, and she said, “Willie, I want you to remain after class.”When the others had left the classroom, Willie walked up to the teacher. Before she could say a word, he said, ” Dont say it, Miss Brown; I know what you’re going to say, but you’re a liar!””Willie!” the startled teacher said.” What are you talking about.””Your a fake!” Willie continued.”How can I believe anything you tell me? You’ve got this blond hair on top, but I’ve seen your bush and it’s pitch black!”Trying to keep her cool, the teacher said, “Willie that isn’t true.””I’ll bet a dollar it is !” Willie challenged.The teacher saw her chance to teach Willie his lesson.”Make it five dollars and you have a bet,” she said.”You’re on!” Willie whipped out a five dollar bill. Before anyone could come into the room, Miss Brown. dropped her panties, spread her legs, and showed Willie that her pubic hair was as blond as the hair on top of her head.Willie hung his head. “You win,” he said, handing her the fiver. Miss. Brown couldn’t wait for him to leave so she could get to a phone to call his father. She reported what had happened. “Mr. Gaines,” she said, “I think we’ve finally taught him his lesson.””The hell we have,” the father muttered. “This morning Willie bet me ten dollars that he’d see your pussy before the day was over.
The Top 14 Reasons Americans are Overweight
14> Hey, we get 80 channels of great American TV 24 hours a day — there’s no *time* to exercise!
13> One word: Sprinkles
12> “Girl Scout Cookie Dough” gets better tasting every year.
11> Too worn out after exercising rights to free speech and to bear arms to exercise anything else!
10> Ally McBacklash
9> The colossal failure of “Salad King” drive-thru chain.
8> Calories burned by reading internet humor lists all day long? Zero.
7> Part of our country’s defense strategy: Asses too large to be kicked.
6> In: “Must See TV” Out: “Must See One’s Own Genitals”
5> Doing it just to spite Richard Simmons.
4> Have to beat those Japanese at *something*.
3> Addition of a diet soda does NOT mean your triple bacon cheeseburger / chili fries combo is a healthy meal.
2> *Someone’s* got to provide a global counterbalance to those 1.2 billion Chinese.
1> A balanced American diet: pint of Super Fudge Chunk in the left hand, Jumbo Beef-o-rito in the right.
why do dog like other dog…
why do dog like other dog
Working for the lord doesn’t
Working for the lord doesn’t pay well,
but the retirement plan is the greatest.
-Sam Levenson
Bill’s Not Crooked?
Have you ever wondered why Bill Clinton’s penis is bent?
Clinton’s penis is not bent, it’s straight. It just looks bent, because the rest of him is so crooked.
Another Ethnic Joke
How can you tell if a Japanese person has been in your house?
Your math homework is done, your computer runs faster, and some rice is cooking on the stove.
The colder the X-ray table,
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
What is football?
It has been described as a game with twenty-two players, two linesmen and
20,000 referees.
Soldier staying still
An army soldiers’ sergeant told him to stay where he was and do not move no matter what! In a minute a group of the enemies came charging he stayed where he was. In another there was a search light. it passed right over him! but he didn’t move. Suddenly he takes off running down the battle area. when the sergeant found him he asked, ” what in gods name where you doing?” He answered,” well when the enemies ran right by me and i didn’t move, when the search light passed right over me, but when those two squirrels walked between my legs and said, ‘lets eat one and leave the other for later,’ I wasn’t about to stick around and see what happened!”