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The Motor Home
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. He looks on the side of his cup and finds a peel off prize. He pulls off the tab and yells, “I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home; I WON a motor home!”
The waitress runs over and says, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van!”
My brother-in-law replies, “No. I WON A motor home, I WON a motor home!”
By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, “You couldn’t possibly have won a motor home because we don’t have that as a prize!”
Once again, my brother in-law says, “No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!”
The manager grabs the prize ticket and reads, “WIN A BAGEL.”
Your mommas so fat……..
Your mommas so fat I rolled over twice during sex I was still on her.
Psychiatrists say that one out
Psychiatrists say that one out of five people are mentally ill. If
four of your friends are OK, then you’re the one.
Barking
What’s the difference between a woman and a dog at your front door?
The dog will stop barking once you let it in!
Making Sandwiches
There was a boy about 18 years old, and he still lived at home.
He and his girlfriend were out for dinner, and when they came
back they wanted to get a little…busy;). When the boy came
inside the house with his girlfriend, his parents were just
leaving. Your little brother is sleeping in his room. They two
older ones started making out and soon they went to the boys
room to get in bed and do the horizontal. That’s when the boy
remembered that his brother was still there, sleeping in the
bottom bunk bed they shared. He was sound asleep, so the boy
told his girlfriend that they would have sex in the top bunk,
and use code. They stripped down and he said,
“ok, if you want me to change positions, say lettuce, if you
want it harder, say tomato.” Soon the girl was screaming,
“Lettuce”
“Tomato”
“lettuce” over and over. They woke up the little boy. That’s
when the little one said,
“can you two stop making sandwiches up there…you’re getting
mayonaise all over me!”
The problem with getting a
The problem with getting a life is making the payments.
What is a sorority girls mating call?
What is a sorority girls mating call?
“I’m sooooooo drunk, I’m sooooooo drunk.”
Question and answer blonde joke
Q: Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs?A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Blonde on a Diet
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a Diet. “I want you
to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2
weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.”
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.
“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”
The blonde nodded. “I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead
that 3rd day.”
“From hunger, you mean?”
“No, from skipping.
Blonde in bar
A blonde goes into a bar and walks to the counter. There is a drunk man that says, “Beers on the house!”
The blonde walks out the back door, and returns a few minutes later with a confused look on her face.
“What’s wrong?” asks the drunk?
She said, “I went all the way outside, found a ladder, and climbed all the way to the roof, but I couldn’t find the beer!”
That’s really; really nasty & practical
3 bums were outside a bar. The first one went in and asked for a fork. The
second one went in and also asked for a fork. Then the third one went in and
wanted a straw. At this point, the bartender became curious.
“How come all your friends want forks and you want a straw?”
“Well,” the bum said, “the dog threw up and the chunks are all gone.”