If your mother is a washing machine and your father is a competative hot dog eater, what are you?
NO! because dog houses cant fly!
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YO MOMMA
YO MOMMA SO BLACK SHE PEES CHOCOLATE MILK
Naughty legal phrases
Top Ten Legal Phrases That Sound Dirtier Than They Really Are:
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. He is one hard judge!
8. Counselor, let’s do it in chambers.
7. His attorney withdrew at the last minute.
6. Is it a penal offense?
5. Better leave the handcuffs on.
4. For $200 an hour, she better be good!
3. Can you get him to drop his suit?
2. The judge gave her the stiffest one he could. And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty in law but isn’t:
1. Think you can get me off?
You Have The Nerve
A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the
night. As he passes his parent’s bedroom he peeks in through the
keyhole. He watches for a moment, then continues on down the
hallway, saying to himself, “Boy, and she gets mad at me for
sucking my thumb”
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk
But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow
Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine’s card at the store
In hopes that, later, you’d be my whore.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right
I just wish it wasn’t $250 a night.
6. You’re a woman of style, you’re a woman of class
Especially when I’m spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished
But now I’m fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass
Our love has grown. . . but so’s your ass.
3. You’re a honey. . . and you’re a cutie
I just wished you had J-Lo’s “booty”.
2. I don’t wanna be sappy or silly or corny
So, right to the point, let’s do it, I’m horny!
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister,
you should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
Me
wargwan to dainii and sophie ma cousin.brap brap
Thursday
A true story,
A friend of mine and I went into a Wal-Mart and my friend took a
box of condoms from the pharmacy and put them in an old man’s
cart. When the man turned around and saw the box of condoms he
turned to his wife and exclaimed, “But Marcia its not even
Thursday!?”
Penguin Delivery Ser
One day, a bus driver is on his route, when he runs across a delivery van stranded at the side of the road. The van driver, who works for the zoo, pleads with the bus driver to do him a favor.
Can’t Eat for Breakfast
What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner.
Yo mama so fat…
Yo mama so fat, she sees the school bus go by and screams, “Hey! Stop that Twinkie!”
Game of hockey!
One afternoon, two women were sitting at a bar discussing their love lives.
One woman looked at the other and said, “You know, eighty percent of all men
think that the best way to end an argument is to make love.”
“Well,” said the other woman,” that would certainly revolutionize the game of
hockey!”
Christian Slater
Movie star Christian Slater was arrested in New York and charged with sexual assault for groping a woman he was walking past on the street.
The charge is serious. If convicted he could get four to eight years as governor of California.
-Argus Hamilton